Teenage bumper stickers that no one believes

There’s an assortment of things people say

that remind me of bumper stickers

stuck on the back of cars to convince people

they believe them, but no one does:

Who cares what other people think!

As long as you love yourself that’s what matters!

Time heals all wounds!

Everyone cares what other people think

even if it’s small, the size of a hangnail

Loving yourself is more complicated than algebra and physics

and I’m failing those things already

And that last one is just

bullshit