PHYSICAL

1. Urine Sample

They treat my tiny cup of piss

like it was performance art.

2. The Table

One is now a country occupied,

another’s occupation, another’s victim,

the site of ultimate taboos.

One is now a code to be broken,

a sausage stuffed with sausage,

a shirt turned inside out.

One is now the definition of pornography,

a man without means, the voyeur’s

wettest dream, the voyeur’s nightmare.

3. Blood Pressure

The least of my worries.

4. Otoscope

A bug in the sluttish ear,

an easy penetration,

aural sex.

A lighted probe

down vacant streets,

along empty canals.

Where are the sounds of yesteryear?

5. Reflex Test

Proof one’s responses are knee-jerk.

6. Tongue Depressor

The story: brief, tasteless.

The style: flat, clinical.

The dialog: garbled.

The setting: cavernous, symbolic.

The dominant trope: onomatopoeia.

The protagonist: wooden.

The theme: anyone can be somebody’s fool.

The moral: avoid being French-kissed by a tree.

The point-of-view: second-hand omniscient.

The denouement: ambiguous.

7. Blood Work

No woman I have slept with

left me quite so light-headed.

8. Stethoscope

A wiretap on the heart,

covert intelligence,

one blind man’s bluff,

a dangerous liaison.

Cough, and give yourself away.

9. Thermometer

Sometimes a cigar

is just a cigar.

10. Latex Gloves

For the prevention of disease

and the encouragement of fear,

a stylish but optional part

of the fetishist’s ensemble.

(Don’t you wish your parts were optional?

Don’t you wish you weren’t?)

11. Prostate Exam

I should, perhaps, have brought flowers.

12. X-Ray

No one has ever been so explicit

in giving voice to her desires:

she tells me what to take off,

how to pose and for how long,

when to move.

Not satisfied

with what there is of me to see,

she wants my bones, my cloudy lungs.

13. EKG

Further evidence

that we are the monster,

not the scientist;

not beauty,

but the beast;

further proof

that induction has its limits,

that there is a demon

in the box

and a ghost in the machine.