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Wednesday 04
Dear Dumb Diary,
Stinker ate a jar of my glitter.
Right after school I started on my poster. I
use shaker tops on my glitter jars. When Stinker saw
me shaking one, he must have thought it was some
sort of delicious seasoning, because when I turned
my back for just a second, he managed to gnaw the
top off my sparkling gold and ate the entire jarful.