Dear Dumb Diary,

Angeline was stupidly right. I wasn’t expecting

a pimple. I was bruised. The sensation faded and

it’s clear to me now that it was not one of those

underground volcano zits after all.

However, it can’t be stressed enough that

Rightness and Wrongness seem about the same

when performed by people you can’t stand. So all of

you people out there that we don’t like, take note

of this: Whether you’re Right or Wrong, we’re just

going to treat it like you’re Wrong. So don’t bother

working too hard to get it Right.