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They held the bridal shower over at Betsy’s
house (the maid of honor who is made of ruffles).
Guess what? Her whole house looks like it’s made
out of bridesmaids’ dresses.
It’s like a Museum of ADORABLENESS.
There are DARLING little lace doilies under
everything and countless little statues of precious
children and poodles with their heads cocked
adorably. No matter what you think about
Betsy, she is probably the world’s total expert on
CUTENESS, although that’s a pretty dumb thing
to be an expert on.