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3. Spaghetti (Lots of slurping and

leaning over plate in doglike posture.

Occasional hair-in- sauce issues.

Difficult not to look like animal eating

shoelaces.)

4. Peel -and- eat shrimp (Lots of looking

like you’re eating world -record-

sized bugs .)

5. Tacos (Lots of crippled -neck postures,

and ingredients exploding everywhere.

Can be noisy enough inside mouth to

make hearing conversation difficult.)