Chapter Eighteen

 

As quick as it appeared, the blackness went away. I could see.

Tiny wafts of it clung to my legs as I stared at the unexpected whiteness of the ground. The sudden coldness I’d felt was still there, but it was less ephemeral, more wet; more real. I blinked my eyes and realized I wasn’t sitting in in a concrete liner any longer, but on the soft ground; in a foot of snow. I was still in a hole, but Jorn wasn’t standing over me and I could see tall, frost-covered trees looming in the distance.

I had no clue where I was, or how I’d gotten there.

I was still in a grave, though. The first thing I wanted was out. I could worry about the rest once I was above ground. My empty gun stuffed in my waistband, I made a frantic leap at the edge of the hole and dug my fingers into the wet ground. It held just long enough for me to pull myself free of the grave. The effort was exhausting.

As soon as I was out, cold air in my lungs, a wash of mystical energy hit me; alien, hostile. My head went on a swivel and I spied the source of it. Not more than fifty feet from where I stood was Mihheer. His back was turned to me, and it didn’t look like he even knew I was there. I tried to summon my magic. It flickered inside, but the fuse failed to light. I was too tired and hurt to draw it out. A beautiful string of descriptive epithets ran through my head, begging to be released, but I swallowed them back; just barely. I had no clue how I’d ended up in a frosty wasteland with Mihheer, but it was as close to winning the lottery as I was gonna get.

Knowing it would only be a second or two before he realized I was there, I dug the vial of Lucifer’s blood out of my pocket and downed a couple of drops while I advanced. Though I could use the boost, I couldn’t afford to drink more and risk being caught up in the swell of power. A quick heal would have to do.

The blood went to work as I closed on Mihheer. He saw me coming at the last second. With a toothy snarl, he spun around and raised his hand. Still too worn down to draw upon my magic, Lucifer’s blood not quite there yet, I drew my gun in a swift motion and pointed it at Mihheer’s head. We were about fifteen feet apart.

He growled and froze as he saw the weapon. Having seen me use it before, he understood its function. Fortunately for me, he didn’t know the stupid thing was empty and useless. I didn’t even have time to close the chamber. As long as he didn’t figure that out before I was fully healed, I might have a chance.

“Looks like we’re at a standoff, Mihheer,” I told him, hoping to play it up to buy myself more time.

He stood with his hand raised and tiny flickers of energy sparkling at his fingertips, but he didn’t attack. “So it would seem.” He raised his other hand to show me what was inside. In the palm was a small block of ice, a shimmering red vial encased inside it. “You are not Lucifer.”

“No shit, Sherlock. Thanks for finally noticing.” The ice in his hand gave off a subtle ping of essence. I realized the blood was mine. My pulse raced, and I wanted to look around to catch my bearings, but I didn’t dare take my eyes off Mihheer.

“You are of his bloodline, though. Am I right? I feel his aura about you.”

“Are you working on our family tree, or what? What the hell do you want?” While he might be sensing my heritage, the fact that I’d been carrying a vial of Lucifer’s blood every time he’d come across me was probably throwing him off.

“My master summoned me to find Lucifer. Tell me where he is.” The magic at his fingers flickered as he dropped the ice chunk from the other. He looked like he was ready to draw down, but that was okay with me. I was finally feeling up for a fight.

“If I knew where he was, I’d draw you a map so you could go and get your ass kicked. I would so love to not have to deal with you anymore. I’d even draw it in crayon to make it easy, but he’s not exactly around these parts anymore.” It wasn’t a lie. I didn’t know where Lucifer was, even if I did, technically, know how to reach him. As much as I wanted to send Mihheer packing off to foreign lands in tiny little pieces, it didn’t seem like a good idea to send him to Baalth’s room of magical wonders.

He shook his head. “If you will not lead me to Lucifer, then I must find a way to bring him to me.”

I laughed. “You think he’s gonna drop what he’s doing to come and rescue poor little old me? You’ve got another thing coming, buddy. I hope you like disappointment because you’re gonna get it in spades if that’s your plan.”

Predatory smile in place, he laughed. “Gorath will have his revenge if he must level this lowly universe to do so, but he would rather vent his fury on the creature that enslaved him.” He gestured to the vial of my blood on the ground. “You are powerful enough to delay my master’s vengeance for a short time, though you can never hope to stop it. Surrender Lucifer to Gorath and my master’s hunger will be sated. He will leave this universe behind, unharmed. Continue to resist and he will show no mercy to you, or your world. Choose now.”

I stared at Mihheer, looking for any hint he was lying, but I saw nothing. He believed Gorath could defeat Lucifer and destroy the world, but something didn’t make sense. So far it had been Mihheer doing all the heavy lifting, and he hadn’t even realized I wasn’t my uncle until just now. From what I could tell of Mihheer, though he was powerful, he certainly wasn’t in Lucifer’s league. Gorath would have to know that having had his ass kicked when he first came to Earth. He’d been locked up as a trophy in Lucifer’s house for a thousand years. So, while I could understand the desire for revenge, I couldn’t figure out why he thought he was capable of it outside of pure insanity.

Then it hit me.

I suddenly remembered Hasstor mentioning his power being depleted by the trip to Earth. He needed Xyx’s help to get home, so it only made sense that Gorath was also weakened by the trip here. He’d come across Lucifer in that state, and had his ass handed to him, and then imprisoned. If Lucifer knew just how powerful the guy was, which seemed logical seeing how he locked him away, then the case probably drained his power and kept Gorath weak. That explained why Mihheer was making first contact. Gorath was either testing the waters, unsure of how powerful Lucifer has become in the intervening years, or still recovering from his millennium inside.

Both were fine with me. It gave me time.

“I think I’ll go with answer C: How about you go fuck yourself.”

Mihheer growled and dug into the mouths of one of the faces on his armor and pulled out a small, soft-cover book. Having already experienced what he could do, I chucked my gun at him and reached for my magic. He dodged the pistol, but his power went off first. The book glistened with bluish energy and he tossed it aside, just as the fireball I’d made as payback flew at him.

He ducked and created a shield, but only managed to partially block the shot. It exploded and sent him careening across the snow. His arm singed, the faces there drooped and melted, he scrambled to his feet. I chased after him, hurling yet another fireball. He managed to deflect it, but I followed up with a Superman punch even Georges St. Pierre would be proud of. Georges never had to deal with a magical force field. Lucky him.

My fist crashed into the shield and it felt like punching a steel girder. Mihheer stumbled back a few steps as I winced, a full blown smile splitting his ugly mug in half as though he’d just been named the intergalactic beauty queen. It made me nervous. The massive crunch of ice behind me clarified things pretty quickly. He’d gotten his spell off.

“You have chosen your fate. Since you will not summon Lucifer, we no longer have any need of you.” A monstrous thump sounded in the snow to emphasize his words, and he laughed to make it worse.

“You won’t find him without me,” I shouted, hoping to delay him.

He only laughed louder. “There is another of your blood we might yet convince to be more cooperative. Let us see if she cares more for her life.”

Scarlett!

“You motherfu—“ I didn’t get a chance to finish as a wall of ice crashed into me. Shards of frozen crystals exploded around me and sliced into my flesh as I was knocked sideways. I hit the snow and rolled to my feet just in time to see Mihheer’s energy erupt around him. He disappeared right after.

Mihheer gone, I glanced over to see what he’d left behind. I’d have wet myself if I wasn’t afraid of cutting my dick off with a stream of frozen piss. Before me was a dragon made entirely out of ice. Not a cuddly, My Little Pony kind of dragon either, but a full blown, Lord of the Rings, I’m gonna eat your skull kind.

Its head turned toward me with a loud creak, its crystalline eyes whirling in massive frozen sockets. Huge wings jutted up from its back and stretched for the sky, reflecting flickers of dim sunlight across the snow. Easily twenty feet tall, I could only imagine how many margaritas I could make out of the thing. It dropped its front end low like a puppy fixing to pounce, and roared. The temperature dropped twenty degrees, in an instant, and cold droplets of water peppered my face.

Before its voice faded, it came at me. It soared into the air with a quick leap and came swooping down at me. I might have pooped a little right then, but don’t hold me to it. No time to check my underwear, I ducked out underneath the thing and rolled away as it crashed into the snow. Its mouth slammed into the ground and the resulting crunch of chewed earth sent a shudder down my spine. That could have been me. It raised its head and swallowed, turning back toward me again.

As it did, I whipped up a fireball sandwich and hurled it at the dragon. It smacked it right in the ass, the thing way too big to miss. Unfortunately, the spell didn’t do what I hoped it would. Rather than shatter or melt the dragon, it sailed right through it. The fireball burned all the way to the other side where it fell into the snow and flickered out.

Unhurt, the thing came at me again, the ground trembling as it leapt once more. I dodged out of the way, but it was smart. It shifted mid-jump, changing its direction. The edge of its wing slammed into my stomach and swept me onto my back. It felt like being hit by baseball bat swung by Conan. My ribs thrummed as it pulled its wing back, leaving a long, broken shard of it still on top of me. I grabbed it out of instinct and rolled away to force the dragon to turn so I had a few seconds to think. Beneath me, I heard the crunch of paper.

I looked down to see the book Mihheer had used to summon the ice dragon. Despite it all, there was nothing I could do to stop a harsh laugh from spilling out. It was a World of Warcraft game manual. The freaking alien was trying to kill me with WoW…just wow. I watched as the dragon turned to face me once more, splitting my gaze between the picture of the dragon and the real thing in front of me. They looked exactly the same. I shook my head.

How could I possibly be the first fatality of WoW when my fingers weren’t stained orange by Cheetos, and I didn’t have a female alter-ego that I used to get attention? There was no way in hell I was going out like that. I could only imagine the snickers at my funeral.

As the dragon hunkered down to attack, I looked to the piece of ice in my hand. It was long, like a spear, and the edge that had broken off was jagged and sharp. I suddenly had an idea. Just as the dragon jumped, I willed my magic to ignite the ice in my hand. It erupted immediately. The flames engulfed the ice, but didn’t melt it.

That’s the beauty of magic. It doesn’t have to make sense.

As the dragon swooped for me, I swung the flaming piece of ice like a sword and darted out of the way as it hit. The sharpened edge enhanced by the mystical fire, the makeshift sword cut through the dragon’s front leg without resistance. It crashed to earth, missing the support of its limb, its head slamming into the ground. Before it could recover, I strafed its wing and cut several chunks from it, making sure the thing couldn’t fly.

It snapped at me as I ducked under its wounded wing, drawing my blade across its flank. The ice hissed and sizzled as I cut a long groove into its side and down its back thigh. The dragon went to stand and collapsed, its legs too damaged to support its weight. A sharp crack sounded as a huge piece of its back end broke away. It shrieked and howled and swiped at me with its good wing, still trying to take me out despite its wounds.

I dodged the ineffective swats and ran up to its head. It rolled its neck to look back at me just as I drove the flaming icicle into its eyes. The dragon shrieked once more and twitched violently, going still in a sudden rush of silence. The whole of it melted, a wash of cold water soaking me from the thighs down.

I wondered how many experience points he was worth. It’d be nice to level up.

The dragon and Mihheer gone, I focused in on the vial of my blood he’d been carrying and went over to where he dropped it. Caught up as I was in the moment when I’d first arrived, I hadn’t any clue where I was. Now that I was no longer on the menu, it all came rushing back.

I was in the Siberian tundra. It was where I’d buried my mother.

The village of our birth was long gone, our people wiped out by my father after Lucifer turned them against him. Where the village used to sit was nothing more than an open field. It was surrounded by an ancient forest that had stood watch long since before I was born. By now, there was nothing left of my mother but dust and memories. I’d left the vial of blood to mark the place I’d buried her. No headstone would have survived the harsh conditions, but my demonic blood would last into eternity.

Its essence was just enough to allow me to find her grave on those rare occasions when I returned to Russia. It had apparently been enough to draw Mihheer here, too. He’d shown he could find me, but perhaps he’d been confused by all my gate-hopping back and forth between Hell and Earth. Not that it mattered much. He was done with me and was going after Scarlett. I needed to warn her.

I stuck the frozen vial back into the deep hole Mihheer had pulled it from and expended some energy to make the tundra melt back over.

“I’m sorry, Mom.” It was all I could tell her, still upset. There wasn’t time for me to air my frustrations, so I bent over and kissed the ground, willing it to my mother, and headed off.

With no clue how I ended up in Russia, and lacking a ride home, I trekked across the tundra to find a portal. Fortunately, demons and angels have been traversing the world since the days of the dinosaurs. It’s become common practice to stash gates around the globe to allow for easy travel for the supernaturals who can’t teleport. I knew where a few were, seeing how I used one in particular when I came out to visit my mom.

Lucky for me it was only three miles away.

Yeah…lucky.