It is, I have to say, an impressive sight. As battered, dented, and outnumbered as they are, Hermann’s troops do put on a pretty good show at the end.
They move with all the mechanical precision they have been endowed with. Their feet fall with one motion. The ground shakes at the combined impact. Their arms swing—thirty pairs of synchronous pendulums. The glowing blue light that suffuses the Uhrwerkgerät reflects off the sharp edges of the gashes in their metal skin. Their battle-scarring becomes their glory in this moment.
They are going to die. They know that. And they charge into the moment with their heads held high.
Personally I’m more concerned with not shitting myself. Nobody wants soiled trousers to be part of their legacy.
Clyde is muttering to himself. I can hear the battery clacking around behind his teeth. “Hold,” I say. “Hold.”
The Uhrwerkmänner are only a quarter of the way down the stairs before they’re spotted. A cry rises from below. Another. Robots turn and stare.
I can see Kayla among the descending Uhrwerkmänner. She rides first on one robot’s shoulders, then another’s. She dances over them, making her way forward, blade gleaming.
The dull boom of Friedrich’s voice joins the chorus rising up to meet them. The sentries start to move, to bunch at the bottom of the stairs.
Hermann, Kayla, and the others are halfway down now.
Friedrich keeps yelling. The Uhrwerkmänner start to form ranks. Row upon row of them. Weapons begin to bristle.
On the ledge, Clyde has his battery in his mouth. It click-click-clicks against his teeth. Hannah has her gun drawn. Tabitha’s laptop is open.
“Hold,” I say.
Three-quarters of the way down the stairs now. Clyde begins to mutter.
“Hold.”
Closing the distance. Clyde’s voice starting to rise.
“Now!”
Clyde flings out his arms. “Maldor!” he bellows. And then he is flying backwards through the air, as if yanked by an enormous bungee cord, up and away, slamming against the ceiling of the stone corridor before collapsing like a rag doll to the floor.
Below us, the front ranks of Friedrich’s Uhrwerkmänner come apart. Something massive detonates in the heart of them. They fly like steel leaves caught in an autumn tempest.
Hermann’s forces hit the bottom of the stairs, pile into the suddenly tattered ranks. Fists fly. Flame arches and leaps. Harsh Germanic cries fill the air, like seagulls without a sense of humor. I see Kayla fly from the shoulders of the Uhrwerkmänn she was riding, arc up over Friedrich’s forces. She comes down blade first.
Hermann buries a fist into the face of one of his opponents, crushes metal, turns the skull inside out. Cogs and gears fly, but his opponent keeps on swinging. Wild, uncoordinated limbs crash against Hermann’s sides, denting the bronze panels. Hermann brings a fist down on the truncated skull, exposing the stump of the neck. His fist opens, closes, rips. Gears spill like silver rain. The body collapses to the floor, still kicking spastically.
Around him, further chaos reigns. Uhrwerkmänner stomp and kick. I see one of Friedrich’s robots bury its foot in the knee of one of Hermann’s men. The joint is crushed, the leg splays out sideways. The Uhrwerkmänn goes down and within moments he is trampled to death.
Kayla appears for a moment, flitting from shoulder to shoulder. Her sword snicker-snacks in and out of Uhrwerkmänner joints, introducing limps, stutters, and jerks. Her blade is black with oil. Hermann’s forces take full advantage.
Friedrich himself wanders into the fray. He is like a giant among children. He backhands one Uhrwerkmänn out of his way. Whether it was on his side or Hermann’s I’m not sure. I don’t think Friedrich cares. The Uhrwerkmänn goes flying, cracks against one wall, lies still. Friedrich sends another after that one. His fist floors another. He piles toward Hermann as the fighting swirls around him.
I turn to Tabitha. “We need to take Friedrich down.”
Behind us, Clyde is lying on the floor, blood dripping from one ear. Tabitha runs to him.
“Shit,” she says. “Get up. Get up, you stupid shit.” She slaps him about the head and neck.
It’s not the most tender expression of affection I’ve ever seen, but there is a chance—
“Get up, you dumb fuck.”
OK. Possibly not affection after all.
Beside me, at the ledge, Hannah has her gun up, is firing down into the crowd. Whether she’s hitting our Uhrwerkmänner or Friedrich’s, I have no idea. I doubt she’s doing much to any of them at this range. But it’s better than nothing. Neither time nor numbers are on our side.
I try to assess the situation. Can we descend yet? But the path to the Uhrwerkgerät is still clogged with mechanical bodies fighting and flailing.
I glance back at Clyde.
“What the hell happened to him?” I ask.
“Recoil,” is all the explanation Tabitha is willing to give. She slaps Clyde again. His head snaps sideways.
“Come on,” she mutters. “Stupid lack of team redundancy.” She grabs him by the lapels, heaves him into a sitting position, and proceeds to vigorously shake him.
“Maybe,” I suggest, “that’s not the best way to—”
“Have to agree!” Clyde blurts, his eyes flying open. “Could we perhaps, possibly, please…”
Tabitha stops her shaking, releases his lapels, drops him. Clyde sags, only just catching himself on one elbow.
“Oh,” he moans, raising the other to his bruised temple. “Going to feel that tomorrow.” He looks about. “Did it help at least? One does like to feel that one is being helpful. Sort of validates oneself. Especially when significant personal injury is involved.”
“Get back there,” is all the encouragement Tabitha gives him.
“Fair enough.” Clyde stumbles to his feet, manages to scamper two steps forward, lands on all fours, regains his feet, and makes it the rest of the way leaning heavily against the wall of the corridor.
I glance at Tabitha. She shrugs. “Best we’ve got,” she says.
Best we’ve got. God, that’s actually a pretty accurate assessment of the entire situation.
I meet Clyde at the ledge. “We’ve got to take down Friedrich,” I tell him. “Something substantial.”
Clyde turns. “Tabby, what have you got?” He starts rooting through his pockets, pulls out a large oblong battery about the size of his fist. “Preferably something that involves this.” He licks both his thumbs, presses one to one contact on the battery, leaves the other hovering over the second.
“All right,” Tabitha mutters. “Try this.” She flips around the screen of her laptop so Clyde can see.
“Oooh.” His eyes light up. “I always wanted to try that one. Possibly not very sporting of us. But then it doesn’t seem to me like the chap aiming to end all of reality as we know it is particularly sporting either. So let’s see what sort of damage we can do, shall we?”
He grins at Tabitha. Her utterly blank expression meets the smile and absorbs it without a ripple. Clyde appears oblivious. He starts to mutter.
“Calthor mal maltor cal talto.” The gibberish of magic. “Caltem kel talnor.” He presses his spare thumb to the battery’s second contact. “Feltor!” he yells. And as he does, something begins to emerge from his mouth.
A black cloud explodes out of his mouth. Smoke exhaled with a speed and ferocity that makes it seem as if it possesses a will of its own.
Clyde reels back, gasping.
The cloud streaks across the room. The smell of sulfur and soot clogs the space around us. I cough, back away, still trying to keep track of what’s happening even as my eyes start to stream.
The smoke smashes into Friedrich, seems to cling to him, cloying. He is enveloped in seconds. Jagged plumes spin out from the maelstrom, strike those around him. I see raw gashes of pitted metal left on those it hits.
“What the hell?” I manage.
“Invention of a Slovenian man, I believe,” Clyde says. His throat sounds raw. “Little caustic on the lungs unfortunately. Think I’m going to have to rest for a bit after that.” He coughs. Redness stains his lips. “Maybe longer than a moment.”
Friedrich flails. He is almost more deadly now than he was before. One hand catches an Uhrwerkmänn full in the face. The head lifts from the shoulders, flies across the room, smashes into another robot, sends it sprawling to the ground. Friedrich slams into one wall, spins around.
“Shit,” Hannah breathes. “If he blunders into the bloody Uhrwerkgerät…”
But the smoke is starting to dissipate now, the bulk of Friedrich emerging. He is still standing, but the surface of him is ruined. The once shining metal is pitted and scarred. In parts it’s worn away completely—the gearwork beneath exposed. The thick bulk of his head is ruined on one side, the steel skull showing through horribly.
“Ooph. Fucking right,” Hannah says. “Score one for the home team.”
Beside me, Clyde coughs again, more blood dribbling down his chin. “Might have to sit down in truth,” he manages, sagging downward.
I cast a look at him, concerned. “You OK?” I ask.
“Erm,” Clyde hedges, and hacks again.
“Shit,” Tabitha says, but she hasn’t looked over once at Clyde, she’s looking down into the pit.
I follow her gaze. Friedrich, the ruin of him, is standing at the heart of the frothing fight. He is staring directly at us. And I think Clyde’s spell just gave our position away.
Still at least there’s a considerable number of Uhrwerkmänner he’d have to wade through even to make it to the stairs. Maybe now he’s injured he’ll have a hard time making it all the way.
That thought seems to cross Friedrich’s mind too. He plunges a massive fist into the crowd, comes up clutching a smaller Uhrwerkmänn by the metallic scruff of its neck. It kicks and spits furiously. An angry dervish. Friedrich braces.
I realize what is about to happen the moment before it does.
“Oh shit.” Tabitha echoes my thoughts.
Then Friedrich’s arm sails forward. With a mighty heave he flings the Uhrwerkmänn through space toward us.