Humpty Dumpty and his pals were eating breakfast in the king’s kitchen.

Suddenly, someone bumped his pal. He rolled right off his chair!

All the king’s cooks and all the king’s men couldn’t put Humpty’s pal together again!

So they made eggnog instead.

Humpty and his pals were eating lunch in the king’s kitchen.

Suddenly, someone bumped his pal. She rolled off her chair!

All the king’s cooks and all the king’s men couldn’t put Humpty’s pal together again!

So they made a chocolate cake instead.

Humpty and his pal were eating dinner in the king’s kitchen.

Suddenly, someone bumped his pal. He rolled off his chair!

All the king’s cooks and all the king’s men couldn’t put Humpty’s pal together again!

So they poached him instead.

Even though Humpty’s pals changed, they were still the same good eggs.

Humpty lived happily ever after because he decided it might be safer to eat in a different kitchen.