Normally, This Would Be Cause for Concern
CONTENTS
CHAPTER 1
WILL ACT FOR SHOES
CHAPTER 2
WALK MUCH?
CHAPTER 3
AS SEEN ON TV
CHAPTER 4
SOMETIMES THEY WISH I WAS ADOPTED
CHAPTER 5
WANNABE JOCK
CHAPTER 6
NEVER TOO OLD
CHAPTER 7
BEFORE THE RING
CHAPTER 8
I HEART YOU WITH ALL MY FART
CHAPTER 9
I DO . . . WANT TO SCREAM AT EVERYONE
CHAPTER 10
THE POOP WHISPERER
CHAPTER 11
I WANT TO BE A RAPPER
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
ABOUT DANIELLE FISHEL