2. They Were All Crazy

That woman, French, who lived in the next street and limped

around and scuffled in the trash cans and ate her cat

The man with bloodhound eyes who ran the bodega on Avenue

A above 12th, who had been in prison for something horrible

and who held my hand

Ingrid, a squatter, who made pillows out of old clothes and sold

them on the sidewalk in front of the park for 20 dollars—but to

whom?

Me, with my phony double life of uptown glass-walled magazine

drudgery and haute lunches and then, greased curls and

rayon paisley after dark

The man I loved, who slumped around in epic gloom, threatening

us all with the consequences once he became Cultural Commissar

The upstairs larcenist named Betty, and I can’t really go into it but

her sex life was known to everyone but her Danny Boy husband,

and when she had the lounge job I used to lace her into her rubber

dress, and she was always stealing my hairclips and my cognac

The lover of the famous poet, who periodically drank himself

into a low moan at the harmonium, his strange tuneless Hank

Williams filling the cement courtyard, until he would heat up to

actual mayhem, beating through the wire glass in the front door

with his bare fists, arms torn, in runnels of blood

And the photographer who kept young girls and snakes

The art critic skeletal as a quattrocento Christ, one August wandering

around with a vodka slurpee in one hand and a bottle

rocket in the other, offering to help me blow the door off its

hinges when I had forgotten my key

Too many. The man called Bag Hat; the trumpet player with the

4 A.M. reveille; the sex-change herbalist; the performance girl

who liked to go nude for higher purposes and lie amid food; the

heavy-metal jewelers; the desperate filmmakers; the sidling

poets; the painters, monkey-loud and twice as vague; the

uptown visitors who wouldn’t leave; the nobly annoyed; the

haircuts

They really were all crazy. But if you are hoping for drama

from this collected personae, forget about it. Though they kept

busy, mostly they were waiting for the weather to change.