Trouble Magnet

Anyone who’s read my other books about my middle school “experience” probably knows a couple things about me:

1. I get into a little trouble once in a while.

2. Okay, a lot of trouble. More than once in a while.

3. Sometimes it’s my own fault.

4. BUT SOMETIMES IT’S NOT!

And really, it’s number four on that list that I don’t get. You ever feel like you’re walking through life with a big KICK ME sign on your back? I do. All the time. It’s like I’m some kind of trouble magnet, and I can’t do anything to stop it.