Desiree on sex

“Des, I want to know about sex.”

“Like what?”

“Like how, why, when, & who with.”

“How is simple. Hands, lips
kissing, touching.
Why? Because it feels good
and costs nothing, except
for the condom.
When? When Dad’s not home.
Or on the weekend, somewhere nice,
like the hut near Megalong Creek.
Who with? Can’t help you, sorry.
Why not ask Annabel Browning on a date?
You keep talking about her...”

Trust Desiree to answer
everything about sex in about fifty words
and bring up Annabel Browning.