We seen ’em in the cloakroom, Miss –
Ann Cram and Alan Owen;
Tryin’ to have the longest kiss –
They had the stopwatch goin’!
On your mouths,
Get set – go!
And Alison – and Rose – and Chris!
They’ve been in there since play.
Tryin’ to break the record, Miss –
They’ll wear their lips away.
You kiss her –
It’s my turn with the watch!
Ann ’n’ Chris was winnin’, Miss,
Till Dennis made ’em laugh.
He pulled that face, y’know – like this:
They’re gonna do a graph!