Who wants to buy:
Twenty sums, half right,
Two tracings of Francis Drake,
A nearly finished project on dogs
And a page of best handwriting?
Price reduced for quick sale:
Junk model of the Taj Mahal.
Delivery can be arranged.
What am I bid
For this fine old infant’s newsbook
Complete with teacher’s comments?
Hurry, hurry, hurry!
Brand-new paintings going cheap –
Still wet!