Heard it in the Playground

Heard it in the playground
Who likes bubble-gum?
Heard it in the playground
Me! Me! Me!
Heard it in the playground
I dare you, I dare you!
Heard it in the playground
Bang you’re dead!
Heard it in the playground
Promise not to tell
Promise not to laugh
See this wet and see it dry
Cross your heart and hope to die
Heard it in the playground
Shick-a-boom, shick-a-boom!
Heard it in the playground
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Me! Me! Me!
Bang, bang, bang!
Shoot, shoot, shoot!

Heard it in the playground
One potato, two potato
Heard it in the playground
Three potato, four
Heard it in the playground
Five potato, six potato
Heard it in the playground
Seven potato, more
Heard it in the playground
Seven potato, more
Eeny meeny, eeny meeny
Heard it in the playground
Meeny, miny, mo!

Heard it in the playground
Please, Sir! Please, Sir!
Heard it in the playground
Miss! Miss! Miss!
My turn! My turn!
His turn, her turn
Our turn, their turn
That’s not fair!
Heard it in the playground
That’s not fair!

Heard it in the playground
My dad says
Heard it in the playground
My mum says
Heard it in the playground
Dad says, Mum says
Cousin in the country says
Uncle in the navy says
Auntie in the army says
Auntie in the army says?
Auntie in the army says
Heard it in the playground
Who says? Who says?
Heard it in the playground
Sez who?

Heard it in the playground
Quality, quality
Heard it in the playground
Skill, skill, skill
Ace, nice, neat
Acely-neat
Fabby-dabby-dooby
Mega, mega, mega
Mega-dabby-dooby
Dooby-dooby-dooby
Acely-dooby
Acely-quality
Brill, brill, brill!
Skill, skill, skill!
Brill, skill, brill!
Heard it in the playground
…Wicked.

Heard it in the playground
Dog in the playground
Heard it in the playground
We’ll catch him, Miss!
Leave it to us
Just watch this!
Dog in the playground
Heard it in the playground
Dog in the playground
Woof, woof, woof!

Heard it in the playground
I’ve had the measles!
Me too! Me too!
I’ve had it twice!
I’ve been to Sain!
I’ve got a goldfish!
We’ve got a new car!
We’ve got a newer car!
We’ve got a bigger car!
We’ve got a truck!
Heard it in the playground
We’ve got a truck!
85–90
We’ve got a truck!
95–100
We’ve got a truck!
Coming-coming-coming-coming
Ready-or-not!
Heard it in the playground
Ready-or-not!
Frogspawn and caterpillars
Ready-or-not!
Heard it in the playground
Ladybird, ladybird
Heard it in the playground
Fly away home
Fly away home
Away home, away home, away
I’ve had the measles
The measles, the measles
We’ve got a truck.

Heard it in the playground
Nosy parker, nosy parker
Heard it in the playground
Boss-y-boots
Heard it in the playground
Big gob
Beanpole
Pea brain!
Pieface!
Jug ears!
Slap head!
Four eyes!
Carrot top!
Heard it in the playground
Fatty belly, fatty belly
Heard it in the playground
Bum, bum, bum
Heard it in the playground
Shick-a-bum-bum
Bum-shicka-bum
Bum-shicka, bum-shicka
Bum, bum!
Bum, bum!
Heard it in the playground
…Bum!

Heard it in the playground
Jane loves Jonathan
Heard it in the playground
That’s not true!
He’s your boyfriend
That’s not true!
Heard it in the playground
That’s not true!
You love him
I hate him!
You love him
I hate him!
You love him
I hate him!
You hate him
I love him – I
Promise not to tell
Promise not to laugh
See this wet and see it dry
Cross your heart and hope to die
Heard it in the playground
He-Man, She-Ra
Heard it in the playground
Ro-land Rat
Blue Pe-ter
Doc-tor Who
Heard it in the playground
Doc-tor Who.

East En-ders.
Heard it in the playground
Kiss chase, kiss chase
Heard it in the playground
Smack, smack, smack!
Heard it in the playground
Heard-it-in
Heard-it-in
Heard it in the playground
Heard it in.
Smack, smack, smack!
Brill, brill, brill!
Shoot, shoot, shoot!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Woof, woof, woof!

The playground
The playground
The play, the play
The playground
The playground
The play, the play.

Heard it in the playground
Whisper, whisper
Heard it in the playground
Pss, pss, pss!
Heard it in the playground
Please, Mrs Butler
Heard it in the playground
What shall I do?
Heard it in the playground
What shall I do?
What shall I do?
What shalla-do-shalla-do
Shalla-do-shalla
Bum-shicka, bum-shicka
Bum-shicka, bum
Pss-shicka, pss-shicka
Pss-shicka, pss
Pss! Pss!
Pss! Pss!
Pssssssssss…

Heard it in the playground

The play-the play-the-play-the play Ground!

The play-the play-the play-the play Ground!

Heard it in the playground

What shall I do?

Gimme my ball back!

That’s not true!

Heard it in the playground

Doc-tor Who!

Gimme my ball back!

Telling on you!

Heard it in the playground Telling on you!

Heard it in the playground Telling on you

Heard it in the playground… Telling on…

YOU!