September 25, 1970

Dear Penpal

I do not no what to rite. Mrs Clover said I could rite any thing. She said why not rite about Cebbec Qebec Kebec. But I know nothing about Kebec except that some body is all ways blowing up bombs there and wants to go away. So I picked riting about my faverit hockey team the Toronto Maple Leafs. My faverit player is Dave Keon. He won the award for fairest and hardest working player two times and one for being the best player in the play offs. What is your faverit team. Please do not say the Montreal Canadians. I asked Mrs Clover if Dave Keon could be my pen pal too but she said no because hockey players treat woman like cattel catell caddle cows. But I have never seen any cows at hockey games. Or woman neither. Axsept Except in the stands.

Your friend,

Johnny Wong