PUNKETTE HAD MENTIONED a bar called Urgie’s in East Newark where she was working nights and some go-go lunches. I telephoned ahead the next day just to be sure and the bartender said a girl fitting that description was working that afternoon under the name Brigitte. I called in sick to Herbie, which wasn’t a lie, and decided to go see Punkette dance. The phone machine actually worked so maybe we could be friends.
When the guy started screaming on the subway to Penn Station, I felt for Priscilla’s gun in the pocket of my spring coat. When the second guy started screaming in the Amtrak waiting room, I felt it again. The terminal reeked of urine-soaked clothing and roasting frankfurters. It was repulsive. Danger lurked everywhere.
It wasn’t until I got on the train to New Jersey that I found Delores’s old lipstick in my jacket pocket, which brought back the fact that she still had my keys. Maybe that was a good sign.
Across the street from the Newark station was a rundown diner where I stepped in to check myself out in the mirror. Sometimes you just need to know what’s going on with your face, to find out for sure what is showing. It was the same old me. I took out Delores’s lipstick and put it on real thick until I had a mouth like a movie star—so caked and shiny that no one looks you in the eye. I slipped the gun into my right hand and posed, Wyatt Earp style, in the ladies’ room. I wanted to see exactly what Delores would see if I stepped in front of her one afternoon clutching that little piece of metal. Except for the mouth I looked exactly like myself, but happier somehow. And it was all because the machine in my hand could make her shut up and listen for once. Boy, would she be surprised.
It was raining in New Jersey that day, everything typically dismal. The sky was so full of industrial shit and car exhaust, it was all the same color, the color of sweat. New Jersey is a very sweaty state. The only reason girls truck out there to dance anyway is because they don’t have to go topless like they do in the city and for the ones trying hard to maintain some distinct sense of limit, it’s worth the commute.
Urgie’s was a regular place, filled with regular guys from the bottling factory and some construction workers wearing baseball caps. It had fake wood paneling and pink and green disco lights like any tacky family business. Nothing about it was glamorous of half scary. Some of the customers were black, most were white, and three had suits on. They drank beer and ate salami and provolone sandwiches. Everything smelled of yellow mustard. Punkette was right, it’s not as bad as they make it out to be.
The stage was also on the tacky side and consisted of a hard plastic sheet laid over the pool table in the center of a circular bar. That way the guys could eat and watch at the same time. After all, they only had an hour. Some girl in a white bikini was dancing around like it was nothing. She had nice legs and smiled a lot, but just a little smile. Every once in a while she’d untie the top of her bra and flash her nipples. Mostly the guys were busy talking and chewing but sometimes they’d look up. Sometimes they’d reach over and give her a dollar, which she’d tuck immediately into her panties. I calculated that if every guy in the place gave her one dollar, it would be exactly the same money as waitressing lunch.
I thought about what it would be like if I started hanging out with Punkette on a regular basis, or eventually got a girlfriend who was a dancer or a stripper. You’d have to stay up late at night keeping an eye out for her and spend a lot of money on cabs. You’d have to bullshit with asshole men all the time and worry about being paid right. That dancer had a smooth belly, but it was flat, not like Delores.
I remember sitting in the bathroom in the morning when she’d come in to brush her teeth. She’d bend over the sink and I’d watch her ass hanging out of her baggy underpants. I loved it so much, I would kiss it. Then, when I took a shower, Delores would come in too. She’d get clean first, but continued to hang out with me in the water so we could both dry off together. What gets me the most of anything is that I really thought Delores was my friend. I thought she’d love me even when she got mad. That’s what hurts the most, being violated when you trust someone. Everything gets poisoned.
“Excuse me?”
“You gotta be over twenty-one.”
The bartender had a tattoo of Andy Capp on his forearm.
“I’m way over twenty-one. Look at these wrinkles on my forehead. No twenty-one-year-old has wrinkles like that. Ask me the jingle of any game show that was on the air in 1960.”
“Two IDs.”
I dumped the contents of my pockets out onto the bar.
“Well, I don’t have a driver’s license and I don’t have any credit cards. I don’t have cards of any kind.”
“Then you have to leave.”
I stuffed it all back in my coat, leaving a crumpled five lying face up next to the coasters.
“Maybe you can help me. I’m looking for a little girl who works here on and off—blonde tips, red G-string. It’s my sister.”
He picked up the five and pulled me a draft.
“She ain’t here. It’s two bucks for the beer.”
I put down another five. Didn’t get any change. He belched in my face and went off to pour drinks around the bar. I drank down the beer and checked out the dancer. She was probably a psych major from Barnard. Then the bartender came back.
“Hey bartender, you know the one I’m talking about? A punk girl, goes by the name Brigitte?”
“You want another round? Got to keep drinking if you want to sit at the bar.”
So I had one more and tipped him three dollars. He started to soften up a bit. This is America, after all.
“Let’s see … Brigitte? Is she the one with the spic boyfriend?”
“I don’t think so. She’s more the independent type, clear eyes, kind of naïve, but sharp as a fresh razor blade, real hopeful, someone that you’d want to be around.”
“Flat-chested?”
“Yeah, that’s her.”
He wiped the spit off his fat mustache with a mustard-stained bar cloth, leaving a nauseating streak of yellow across his already ugly face.
“She’s got a spic boyfriend. He comes in here all the time.”
“No, that’s not her.”
I drank some more beer and tried to decide whether or not to tip the dancer. I didn’t want to make her feel uncomfortable in front of all those men, but I did like the way she danced. Plus her cash flow seemed a bit slow. At a particularly dull moment, when I caught a flash of “boy, is this boring” pass across her face, I stretched out over the bar, reached toward the dance floor/pool table, and held out a dollar. Everything kind of stopped. One by one, the guys weren’t talking anymore and started paying attention until all you could hear on top of the disco music was the sound of them chewing salami and her feet shuffling against the plastic. But that little darling, bless her heart, gave me a big one-dollar smile, took the cash, and stuffed it into her panties like I was a regular anybody. Well, I guess a dollar is a dollar, even if it’s queer.
It took about thirty seconds for everything to get back to normal and soon the growl of men’s voices took over again. That’s when it occurred to me that Punkette, being nobody’s fool, probably got a better gig in a higher-paying place. She didn’t need that dump. If I looked around long enough, I knew I’d run into her again and we could be friends. If she and Charlotte and Beatriz could work out a three-way thing, maybe Delores and me and Asshole could do it too. I was feeling light and ready for one more beer when the bartender came over my way smelling like a rotting Blimpie.
“I’m not running no dating service for you, sweetheart. You’re drunk. Now get the hell out of here before I call a cop.”
I cursed myself all the way back to the station, getting drenched in the slimy drizzle. That asshole, pushing me around. Everybody’s always pushing me around or walking out, or not showing up or somehow not coming through. And I’m the worthless piece of trash that’s hurting like hell because of it.
It was just then that I jammed my hand into my jacket pocket and smashed my knuckles on a cold piece of metal. Then I remembered that I had a gun in my possession. I could use it any time I chose. I clutched it first and then tapped it slightly, running my forefinger along its chamber. I knew I didn’t have to worry anymore, because the next time somebody went too far, I had the power to go farther. I had a gun. Now everyone had to pay attention. Nothing bothered me for the rest of the afternoon, as I stepped over the broken concrete, the New Jersey dirt turning to mud. It was the new me. I had Priscilla’s gun in my pocket and if I’d wanted to, I could have turned around and shot the eyes right out of that fucking bartender’s nasty head. But why use up a good thing? There would be better opportunities later on, and more deserving victims. Besides, this gun was a trump I could only play once.