Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. . . . It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things which give value to survival.
—C. S. LEWIS
This much I know is true: it is impossible to survive adulthood without the company of good friends. People give a lot of time and thought and energy to their romantic relationships, but they shouldn’t devalue or ignore the importance of friendship. But recognizing good friendships can be hard . . . so I’ve developed this tasty infographic to help you out!
Conduct your own social science experiment by portioning out different toppings to different sections of the pizza and serving. Then make some rash generalizations.
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PRO TIP: Always make an infographic. Always. Just always. |
Cocktail
Pinot Noir! Because the more . . . pee . . . no? #reaching #NBCrainbow
Ingredients
* ready-bake pizza dough (because who you fooling?)
* any red pasta sauce
* onions (because yum?)
* olives (because also yum?)
* cheese on cheese on cheese (because cheese?)
* bell peppers (THIS WILL BE HOW YOU TELL IF SOMEONE IS GROSS)
Instructions
Sometimes when you put bell peppers on a pizza they bleed into the flavor of the entire pizza. I mean, they are just something that people accept on their food, you know? Nobody is ever like, “Oh yes! Bell peppers, please! Don’t forget those taste machines!”
Accept all people for their true selves.
However, if someone picks up a slice of bell-pepper-coated pizza . . . they are clearly just accepting the life that’s passing them by. Immediately hug them and tell them that they are worth more than that.
