You may think I’m small, but I have a universe inside my mind.
—YOKO ONO
Get high. Make pasta.
Cocktail
I don’t really like to cross-fade. It makes me dizzy and then I puke. But some people love it because they say it keeps you from getting a bad hangover because you stop drinking and start eating. So that’s good!
Ingredients
* water
* pasta
* salt
* stuff to put on the pasta
WHAT DID THE YEAST SAY TO THE FLOUR?
LET’S GET BAKED!
Instructions
Boil water . . . whoa . . . water is amazing . . . look at the way it makes all the bubbles on the bottom first . . . and then the bubbles get bigger . . . and start to move . . . wow . . . now there are so many bubbles at the top . . . what’s the word for this? . . . Effervescence . . . that’s actually a concept in Buddhism . . . bubbles on the water . . . ever changing, but always present . . . like the flow of life on the earth . . . and now the water is overflowing the pot . . . that’s amazing . . . Oh. This is a bad thing. Off.
I really can’t cook when I’m high
because I just zoom in on one thing and stare and think and stare and think and stare and think and stare and think and stare and think and stare and think and stare and think and stare and think and stare and think and stare and think and stare and think and stare and think and stare and think and stare and think and stare and think and stare and think and stare and think and stare and think and stare and think and stare and think and stare and think and then nobody gets to eat.
