I came up with this recipe.
—MAMRIE (Pictured Opposite), After She Reads This Book
A summer delight! This salad is a great way to beet the heat. But remember, the best way to get to someone’s heart is through their stomach. So be sure to wash the lettuce so you don’t accidentally give them food poisoning.
Make sure to serve outdoors while laughing hysterically. Because aren’t salads so fun? Women love salads!
Cocktail
A nice chilled white wine goes well with this delight.
Ingredients
* lettuce (bagged and prewashed, so you can save time to think of clever things to say)
* artichoke hearts (jarred)
* beets (canned I guess? But be warned because those are super gross so maybe just grab some from the salad bar at the grocery store?)
Instructions
Rip the bag open and let the lettuce fly everywhere. Just kidding! Aren’t salads fun?
Next the artichokes . . . but who do you think you are? Runnin’ round leaving scars . . . tearing love apart? Collecting your jar of ARTICHOKE HEARTS? GET IT? Hahaha! Oh my goodness you’re so hilarious and this salad is so fun!
Now beet it. OH I JUST CAN’T STOP!
Toss that salad. But pour them a drink first and make sure they are into it. If so, pour yourself a drink and see if you’re into it. I’m not. But you do youuuuu!
Serve.
It’s basically just artichoke hearts and beets in a salad, so be sure to serve this to somebody who will appreciate what a gifted punner you are.
Remember, personality first. Then look for trust funds.
