{ CORN STAR }

I remember the first time I had sex—I kept the receipt.

—GROUCHO MARX

This is where you’ll find your favorite hard-core corn. Yeah, girl.

   Corn on the Cob

   Corn on the Cop

   Corn-on-Corn Action

   Cornilingus

   We Corn’t Stop

You liked that, didn’t you? Filthy mothershucker.