Well, you should see Polythene Pam,
She’s so good looking, but she looks like a man.
Well, you should see her in drag,
Dressed in her polythene bag,
Yes, you should see Polythene Pam –
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt,
She’s killer diller when she’s dressed to the hilt.
She’s the kind of a girl
That makes the News of the World,
Yes, you could say she was attractively built.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.