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Mr. Scorpio: Hey! Remember me?
[?]: Ah, yes, it’s been a hot minute.
Mr. Scorpio: You never got back to me.
[?]: I thought you’d take a hint. ;)
Mr. Scorpio: Aww, come on now.
I think you’d like me if you gave me a chance.
[?]: Oh, you do now? So why would I like you?
I don’t know a thing about you, and your
profile is. . . lacking.
Mr. Scorpio: Oh, so you looked into me?
[?]: Well, duh. You asked me out after just
a few seconds of chatting. I had to see what
kind of creeper I’m dealing with. ;)
Mr. Scorpio: Ouch. Creeper. I’m a little offended.
[?]: Well, if the shoe fits.
Mr. Scorpio: I’m actually pretty normal.
[?]: No one normal proclaims to be normal.
Hello, red flag.
Mr. Scorpio: Ouch again. Fine then.
We don’t have to meet just yet. Why don’t we
take a second to get to know each other first?
[?]: Sure.
Mr. Scorpio: Well, to start I am seemingly
normal. I have a full-time job, never been
married. No kids. I enjoy good music too.
I love a good concert. I’m also into craft beer,
and I’m a good cook.
[?]: Sounds pretty generic.
Mr. Scorpio: Well, that’s what you gave me.
Tell me more about you. The more you tell,
the more I’ll tell.
[?]: You’re lucky I’m bored.
Mr. Scorpio: You’re right. Lucky me.