Dedication
David
The Chuckle Hut Comedy and Magic Club
Carlos
My primary school girl group
The Westfield shopping centre
Jack
Sport
Santa
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Rachel
Pam
The man who fell down the stairs
The nerd in the park
The woman in the castle
My very poor sex education
The worst gigs of my life: part one
The worst gigs of my life: part two
Brett Jackson
People who block the baggage carousel at the airport
Isabella
Emma
Heather’s dad
Ros
Nick Wiley
Hens’ parties
Stevie Nicks
Jacinta Allen
Jeff
The dead puppies
Brian
Mum and Dad
Michael Jackson
The gym
Opals
(Book) Acknowledgments
About the Author
Copyright