NUMEROLOGY

NUMBER OF:

minutes it took Olly’s dad to begin yelling after he arrived home last night:

8

complaints about the goddamn roast beef being overcooked again:

4

times Olly’s mom apologized:

6

times Olly’s dad called Kara a goddamn freak for wearing black nail polish:

2

minutes it takes Olly’s mom to remove Kara’s nail polish:

3

times Olly’s dad mentioned that he knows someone has been drinking his goddamn whiskey:

5

that he’s the smartest guy in the house:

2

that no one should forget that he makes all the money:

2

pun-filled jokes it takes to get Olly feeling marginally better when he IMs at 3 AM:

5

times he writes “it doesn’t matter” during our IM conversation:

7

hours of sleep I got last night:

0

cigarettes Kara buried in the garden this morning:

4

visible bruises on Olly’s mom:

0

invisible bruises:

Uncertain

hours until I see Olly again:

0.5