Love in Alaska

(It’s light out all night long)

ALASKA.

I want you to fuck me

BAKED ALASKA.

I can’t

ALASKA.

I’m sorry you can’t

BAKED ALASKA.

You’re always sorry

ALASKA.

That’s not what I mean, I mean—

BAKED ALASKA.

Look, my body doesn’t want to touch your body

ALASKA.

Your body

BAKED ALASKA.

No, it doesn’t

(it’s still light out)