(Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers play tug-o’-war)
FRED.
Only in Ohio
GINGER.
Could the rope get so tight
FRED.
Only in Ohio
GINGER.
Could you look so handsome!
FRED.
Only in Ohio
GINGER.
Could I look so beautiful!
FRED.
Only in Ohio
GINGER.
Could the covered bridges
FRED.
Be so covered
GINGER.
And the working poor
FRED.
Run out to the movies
GINGER.
Like a movie themselves!
In tuxedos and Cinemascope!
(Bubbles)