‘What were you doing in Tessa’s bedroom?’ demanded Humphrey when they drove away.
‘Ha!’ Patrick was delighted at the inference. ‘All perfectly innocent, I assure you. She’d just moved in, and I carried a heavy suitcase upstairs for her. There was this enormous old cupboard in one of the bedrooms.’
‘Tessa’s bedroom.’
‘I don’t know whose it was,’ said Patrick. ‘I just had a look round – you know how curious I am.’
‘I do,’ said Humphrey, far from satisfied.
‘She is rather a nice girl,’ Patrick said.
‘Yes. Nothing special to you, is she?’ Humphrey asked, not that it made any difference.
‘No, not at all. Not my type,’ said Patrick promptly.
But what was his type? That was one of his problems.
‘It’s so difficult,’ Humphrey sighed. ‘One meets these alarming brilliant girls – all so young—’ He did not finish. He was referring to their female pupils. ‘How old would you say she is? Tessa, I mean?’
‘Oh – twenty-six – maybe more. A capable girl.’ Patrick thought of the homely tea.
‘And not stupid. Yet not too clever,’ Humphrey said. Then he lost heart. ‘Still, that happens – you meet a girl like that just once. Never again.’
‘I’ve met her several times,’ said Patrick. ‘Three, in fact.’
‘But I lack your panache in these matters,’ said Humphrey. ‘I don’t know how to proceed.’
‘You mean you want to see her again?’ Patrick, negotiating a narrow lane, could not spare an eye to glance at his companion. ‘Do so, then. Drop in, as we’ve just done. Or ask her out.’
‘But it might be a mistake. I might find I was wrong about her,’ said Humphrey, who in the past had often failed to put things to the test.
‘Well, no harm done. At least you’d have discovered.’
‘She might expect—I don’t know.’ Humphrey fidgeted with the buckle on his seat-belt.
‘You could take her out to dinner. She’d expect no more than a good free meal,’ said Patrick stoutly.
‘She might refuse to come.’
‘She might. If so, you could go and see her and try again, said Patrick.
‘She never asked why we’d come today.’
‘No. I expect she’s quite used to people wanting to see her.’
They drove on in silence for a while, and then Patrick spoke again.
‘Jane’s quite right, you know,’ he said. ‘My sister. She say’s we’re too sheltered – too much protected from life’s buffetings. We retreat into the safety of our towers.’ And there, battened down, they fed their egos with scholastic triumphs and finicky feuds with their colleagues.
‘Women and so forth interfere with one’s work,’ said Humphrey austerely. ‘And one hasn’t a pushful nature. One wouldn’t have chosen a scholar’s life if one was aggressive.’
‘Perhaps one wouldn’t.’
At what point had he decided on a scholar’s life, himself, Patrick wondered. It was really because he had the opportunity, and nothing more attractive beckoned.
‘She probably thought us awful fools, acting that scene from the play,’ said Humphrey.
‘Not at all. She’s used to real actors declaiming all over the place. She liked us both,’ said Patrick firmly.
‘She felt safe with us, just as she does with that young actor. We must seem antique to her,’ said Humphrey.
‘Speak for yourself,’ said Patrick.
‘At least you’ve kept your hair.’
‘That’s true.’ Smugly, Patrick ran a hand over his dark hair, which was still very thick and showed no thread of grey. ‘But you’re not really bald, Humphrey. You’ve a receding hairline. And it needn’t be a handicap. Plenty of women go for bald men. Think of Kojak.’
Humphrey did, and was not consoled.
Patrick had grown tired of this lonely-hearts talk, and changed the subject.
‘You did well over the pictures,’ he said. ‘I wonder what the police will do now. If they investigate the gallery, they’ll have to pick up Gulliver. They’ll be lucky if they find any real evidence – or the master-mind behind it all.’
‘What are we going to do about it ourselves?’ Humphrey asked.
‘We’re going to look up another young friend of mine – male this time – and make some more enquiries. You aren’t in a hurry to get back to Oxford, are you?’
‘No—not at all. I’m enjoying myself,’ said Humphrey.
‘You should get out and about more often,’ said Patrick kindly.
By the time they reached Stratford, the office staff had left the theatre and the audience for the evening performance was starting to arrive. Patrick stopped at a telephone box and looked up Denis Vernon’s address in the directory. Soon they were ringing the bell of his flat. As they waited for it to be opened, Humphrey said: ‘I don’t know how you do it. All this dropping in on people, uninvited. I couldn’t. They’d be fed up at finding me on the doorstep.’
‘Not at all. Why should they be? You’re perfectly civilised,’ said Patrick.
‘I envy you your confidence,’ said Humphrey.
‘I have an aim, you know. I’m not dropping in without a reason. I’m pursuing information,’ Patrick said, and then, ‘Ah, Denis,’ as the door was opened.
Denis Vernon stood revealed, wearing only a pair of bright orange slacks. Sparse matching hairs adorned his naked chest. He looked surprised to see them.
‘Oh—Patrick—come in. I wasn’t expecting you,’ he said, with some emphasis upon the last word.
Humphrey shot Patrick an ‘I told you so’ look, but Patrick was undismayed.
‘Sorry if we’re barging in. I want to ask you something,’ he said, stepping across the threshold. ‘You remember Humphrey Wilberforce, of course.’
‘Yes – hullo,’ said Denis, accepting the inevitable and opening the door widely to admit them.
Humphrey was racking his brains to dredge up some memory of the young man. Patrick’s description of him had rung no bell, and nor did the actual person. This often happened, he had found; luckily quite a lot of undergraduates he had known were totally forgettable.
‘I am expecting someone – we’re going to a party,’ Denis said. ‘Still, never mind. What can I do for you? I was having a shower when you rang.’
‘Finish your ablutions, Denis. We can wait,’ said Patrick.
‘Oh, all right. Find a seat.’
Denis waved them onwards, vanishing himself, and they sank gingerly down on steel-framed chairs with hessian seats which looked fragile, but, once tested, proved comfortable. The flat was very small; the outer door opened into an L- shaped living-room on whose walls hung several surrealist oil paintings of geometric design. There was a stereo record- player and a tape-recorder, and there were two low bookshelves filled mostly with paperbacks.
Humphrey sat back and relaxed. Patrick soon rose and inspected the bookshelves. Then he looked at the paintings and tapped one.
‘Not another dummy, surely?’ Humphrey said.
‘I think not,’ said Patrick.
Humming under his breath, he paced about, musing. Humphrey’s remarks in the car had surprised him; his social life, or lack of it, was something that Patrick had never thought about. They were colleagues, undemanding friends in the way of men who share a common interest and very often, too, a viewpoint. Each would have described the other as a sound man, one whose support might be sought on some project favoured by the other because they were likely to agree. Now, Humphrey had disclosed a genuine diffidence and Patrick felt vague concern. He must not forget what he had learned.
Denis reappeared wearing a flowered shirt, a pendant round his neck, and smelling of Brut.
‘There, that’s better,’ he said. ‘Now I’m ready, when she shows up.’
‘We won’t keep you long, Denis,’ said Patrick.
‘Can I give you a beer?’ Denis asked.
‘Yes, please,’ said Patrick. If he could spin their stay out, Denis’s girl friend might arrive; she could be an actress who would know either Sam, or Joss Ruxton, even both of them. ‘She’s coming here, is she? Your—er—whoever you’re going to this party with? You’re not picking her up?’
‘She lives miles out in the country. Someone’s bringing her in, and I’ll take her back.’ He grinned in anticipation. ‘Roll on midnight,’ he said, and went off to the kitchen, which was a narrow slit alongside the bathroom, reappearing promptly with their drinks.
‘I wondered what you know about Joss Ruxton,’ Patrick asked him, accepting his beer.
‘In what way? He’s a fine actor and a nice bloke,’ said Denis.
‘Why isn’t he doing Othello this year?’
‘No time – still at the Fantasy and he’s got a big screen contract. He’s filming all day.’
‘As simple as that? Didn’t he want to repeat last year’s success?’
‘He’d had enough of it, I think. It’s pretty demanding, you know. And there’s a lot of money in this film thing. It will make him known all over the world.’
‘I see. You don’t happen to have the programmes for last year, do you? I don’t mean the cast – I mean the programme of performances.’
‘I might have. Why?’
‘I just want to know which nights different plays were on,’ said Patrick.
Denis shrugged, as if to say life was full of people with the weirdest ideas, but he good-naturedly went to a drawer beside the bookshelves and looked through some papers in it, eventually producing several of the booklets which he handed to Patrick.
‘Here you are. The complete set,’ he said.
‘Thanks,’ Patrick accepted them.
‘I’ll let you have them back in a day or two,’ he said. ‘Ever had Joss round here?’
‘I have, yes. Once or twice, in fact.’
‘Did he remark on your pictures? Show any interest?’
‘He did, now that you mention it. Wanted to know where I’d got them.’
‘And where did you?’
‘The artist’s a friend of mine. Lives out beyond Warwick. Why do you want to know?’
Patrick changed tack and used the politician’s trick of answering one question by asking another.
‘You know a lot about acting, don’t you, Denis?’
‘A bit, yes. I wanted to act myself,’ said Denis. ‘But then I got diverted on to this side of the business. It was lucky, actually. I’m doing all right as I am – out front’s not too easy.’
‘You know a lot about the theatre, though. Tell me, how much can one do with make-up?’
‘A great deal. What do you want to know? How to stick on a false nose?’
‘In a way, yes. You can change your appearance totally, can’t you?’
‘God, yes. Think of Olivier.’
They did, in respectful silence, for some seconds.
‘Take noses, as you said, beards and so on. Wigs and spectacles. But more than that – could one be made up to resemble someone else and get away with it?’ Patrick demanded.
‘Well—you can do certain things. For instance a wig, that’s obvious. Dragging the hair up under it and pinning it on top of your head will tilt your nose and give a slight face-lift to a sagging jaw. Eye colour can be changed by wearing contact lenses. You can add height with built-up shoes. You can pad cheeks and adopt a different posture. Then there’s voice and expression.’ Suddenly Denis pulled his short, straight hair forward over his forehead, relaxed his jaw, raised his voice a few tones, and adopting a slurred accent, said, ‘You can become the village yokel, straight out of the Archers, at a stroke.’
His whole appearance was quite changed by the altered voice and the slackening of what was normally a taut, strong jaw-line. Then he thrust a hand through his hair till it stood upright, turned on an ingenuous grin, pretended to be chewing gum, and immediately looked like every Briton’s idea of a typical American youth from a university campus or a baseball team.
‘It’s not difficult,’ he said, smoothing his hair down again with a small comb which he took from his shirt pocket. ‘You see what you expect to see,’ he added. ‘Does that answer your question?’
‘Yes,’ said Patrick. ‘Thank you. I think a brilliant actor has been lost.’
Denis looked gratified.
‘I was always a good mimic,’ he said. ‘But what’s all this about?’
‘I’ll tell you when I know the answer,’ said Patrick.
At this point the doorbell rang, and Denis bounded over to admit his visitor. The other two, rising slowly, saw him spread his arms wide to enfold her. Only when she was released did they see that it was Tessa Frayne.