Gustavo Galindo, Ernie Sepúlveda, Jessie Robles, Jr., Ronnie DeHoyos, Christine Zamora …
When I was a kid and my ma added the rice to the hot oil, you know how it sizzles and spits, it sounds kind of like applause, right? Well, I’d always bow and say Gracias, mi querido público, thank you, and blow kisses to an imaginary crowd. I still do, kind of as a joke. When I make Spanish rice or something and add it to the oil. It roars, and I bow, just a little so no one would guess, but I bow, and I’m still blowing kisses, only inside.
Mary Alice Luján, Santiago Sanabria, Timoteo Herrera …
But I’m not Rudy when I perform. I mean, I’m not Rudy Cantú from Falfurrias anymore. I’m Tristán. Every Thursday night at the Travisty. Behind the Alamo, you can’t miss it. One-man show, girl. Flamenco, salsa, tango, fandango, merengue, cumbia, cha-cha-chá. Don’t forget. The Travisty. Remember the Alamo.
Lionel Ontiveros, Darlene Limón, Alex Vigil …
There are other performers, the mambo queens—don’t get me wrong, it’s not that they’re not good at what they do. But they’re not class acts. Daniela Romo impersonators. Lucha Villa look-alikes. Carmen Mirandas. Fruit department, if you ask me. But Tristán is very—how do I put it?—elegant. I mean, when he walks down the street, he turns heads like this. Passionate and stormy. And arrogant. Yes, arrogant a little. Sweetheart, in this business you have to be.
Blás G. Cortinas, Armando Salazar, Freddie Mendoza …
Tristán holds himself like a matador. His clothes magnificent. Absolutely perfect, like a second skin. The crowd throbbing—Tris-TAN, Tris-TAN, Tris-TAN!!! Tristán smiles, the room shivers. He raises his arms, the wings of a hawk. Spotlight clean as the moon of Andalucía. Audience breathless as water. And then … Boom! The heels like shotguns. A dance till death. I will love you hasta la muerte, mi vida. Do you hear? Until death.
Brenda Núñez, Jacinto Tovar, Henry Bautista, Nancy Rose Luna …
Because every Thursday night Tristán dances with La Calaca Flaca. Tristán takes the fag hag by the throat and throttles her senseless. Tristán’s not afraid of La Flaquita, Thin Death.
Arturo Domínguez, Porfiria Escalante, Gregory Gallegos Durán, Ralph G. Soliz …
Tristán leads Death across the floor. ¿Verdad que me quieres, mi cariñito, verdad que sí? Hasta la muerte. I’ll show you how to ache.
Paul Villareal Saucedo, Monica Riojas, Baltazar M. Lopez …
Say it. Say you want me. You want me. Te quiero. Look at me. I said look at me. Don’t take your eyes from mine, Death. Yesssss. My treasure. My precious. Mi pedacito de alma desnuda. You want me so bad it hurts. A tug-of-war, a tease and stroke. Smoke in the mouth. Hasta la muerte. Ha!
Dorotea Villalobos, Jorge H. Hull, Aurora Anguiano Román, Amado Tijerina, Bobby Mendiola …
Tristán’s family? They love him no matter what. His ma proud of his fame—That’s my m’ijo. His sisters jealous because he’s the pretty one. But they adore him, and he gives them tips on their makeup.
At first his father said What’s this? But then when the newspaper articles started pouring in, well, what could he do but send photocopies to the relatives in Mexico, right? And Tristán sends them all free backstage passes. They drive all the way from the Valley for the opening of the show. Even the snooty relatives from Monterrey. It’s unbelievable. Last time he invited his family they took the whole damn third floor of La Mansión del Rio. I’m not kidding.
He’s the greatest live act in San Anto. Doesn’t put up with bull. No way. Either loves you or hates you. Ferocious, I’m telling you. Muy hot-hot-hot or cold as a witch’s tough chichi. Isn’t tight with nobody but family and friends. Doesn’t need to be. Go on, say it. I want you to. I’ll school you. I’ll show you how it’s done.
See this ring? A gift from an art admirer and dance aficionado. Sent $500 worth of red roses the night of his opening. You should’ve seen the dressing room. Roses, roses, roses. Honey! Then he sent the ring, little diamonds set in the shape of Texas. Just because he was fond of art. That’s how it is. Say it. Te quiero. Say you want me. You want me.
The bitch and Tristán are like this. La Flaca crazy about him. Lots of people love Tristán like that. Because Tristán dares to be different. To stand out in a crowd. To have style and grace. And elegancia. Tristán has that kind of appeal.
He’s not scared of the low-rider types who come up at the Esquire Bar, that beer-stinking, piss-soaked hole, jukebox screaming Brenda Lee’s “I’m Sorry.” ¿Eres maricón? You a fag? Gives them a look like the edge of a razor across lip.
Dresses all in white in the summer, all in black in the winter. No in-between except for the show. That’s how he is. Tristán. But he’s never going to be anything but honest. Carry his heart in his hand. You know it.
And when he loves, gives himself body and soul. None of this fooling around. A love so complete you have to be ready for it. Courageous. Put on your seat belt, sweets. A ride to the finish. So bad it aches.
A dance until death. Every Thursday night when he glides with La Flaca. Wraps his arms around her. La Muertita with her shit-eating, bless-her-heart grin. Doesn’t faze him. La Death with her dress up the crack of her ass. The girl’s pathetic.
What a pair! The two like Ginger and Fred tangoing across the floor. Two angels, heavenly bodies floating cheek to cheek. Or nalga to nalga. Ay, girl, I’m telling you. Wáchale, muchacha. With those maracas and the cha-cha-chá of those bones-bones-bones, she’s a natural. ¿Verdad que me quieres, mi cariñito? ¿Verdad que sí?
Tristán? Never feels better than on Thursday nights when he’s working her. When he’s living those moments, the audience breathing, sighing out there, roaring when the curtains go up and the lights and music begin. That’s when Tristán’s life starts. Without ulcers or gas stations or hospital bills or bloody sheets or pubic hairs in the sink. Lovers in your arms pulling farther and farther away from you. Dried husks, hulls, coffee cups. Letters home sent back unopened.
Tristán’s got nothing to do with the ugly, the ordinary. With screen doors with broken screens or peeling paint or raw hallways. The dirty backyards, the muddy spittle in the toilet you don’t want to remember. Sweating, pressing himself against you, pink pink peepee blind and seamless as an eye, pink as a baby rat, your hand small and rubbing it, yes, like this, like so, and your skull being crushed by that sour smell and the taste like tears inside your sore mouth.
No. Tristán doesn’t have memories like that. Only amor del corazón, that you can’t buy, right? That is never used to hurt anybody. Never ashamed. Love like a body that wants to give and give of itself, that wants to create a universe where nothing is dirty, no one is hurting, no one sick, that’s what Tristán thinks of when he dances.
Mario Pacheco, Ricky Estrada, Lillian Alvarado …
Say it. Say you want me. Te quiero. Like I want you. Say you love me. Like I love you. I love you. Te quiero, mi querido público. Te adoro. With all my heart. With my heart and with my body.
Ray Agustín Huerta, Elsa González, Frank Castro, Abelardo Romo, Rochell M. Garza, Nacianceno Cavazos, Nelda Therese Flores, Roland Guillermo Pedraza, Renato Villa, Filemón Guzmán, Suzie A. Ybañez, David Mondragón …
This body.