Agave nectar
Fruit Skewer With “Yogurt” Sauce, 30
Mystery Bars, 85
Alfalfa sprouts
GPA Booster, 54
Almonds
Ancient Japanese Noodle Secret Salad, 130
Not-Just-for-Hippies Granola, 36
Apple
Dirty Chick (Pea) Clean-Up Salad,115
One-Handed Breakfast Wrap, 72
Stalker Fruit Salad, 117
The Sweetness Tater Salad, 274
“Walk of Shame” Sugar Dip, 229
Apricots
Mediterranean Muesli, 25
Artichoke hearts
Crab-ulous Dip, 210
Asparagus
“Age of Asparagus” Spears, 259
Aspara-Stuffed Parm Sandwich, 53
Leave-Out-the-Noodles Lasagna, 159
Springtime in Asparagus Soup, 120
Avocado
Better than the “Bell” Burrito, 166
Crazy Guac-odile Dip, 220
Haas Party Avocado Soup, 123
Legume Va-Va-Voom, 154
Potatoes in Paradise, 276
Unholy Guacamole, 218
“Bacon”
Rachel, 64
“Bacon” bits
Ben Franklin’s Miserly Mashers, 287
Brainy Bac ’n’ Cheese Toast, 37
Cram Sandwich, 51
Dorm Room ’Shroom Dip, 225
Fakin’ Bacon ’n’ Orange Spinach Salad, 110
Freshman Frittata, 29
German ’Tato Salad, 270
Slice of Life Chef Salad, 104
Teacher’s Pet Tater Skins, 273
Bagel
Booty Shakin’ Bagel, 41
Hangover Helper, 38
Lotsa Mozza Pizza Bagels, 160
One-Bite Pizzas, 238
Salad-Bagel, 52
Baked beans
Frankie’s Farts, 255
Friends with Bennies Baked Beans, 262
Banana
Banana Hammock Balls, 297
Breakfast/Dessert Parfait, 24
Chocolate Celebration Shake, 204
Choco-Nanner Parfait, 305
Couch Surfer Sponge Pudding, 310
Creamy Banana-Wafer Pudding, 300
Fruit Smoothapalooza, 198
Fruity Frat-Tootie Smoothie, 196
Knock-Oats, 70
Late Night at the Liberry Soy Smoothie, 203
Melon-Berry Bliss, 200
No-Bake Chocolate Cake, 308
One-Handed Breakfast Wrap, 72
PB and Banana Sammie, 74
Peanut Butter Cup Pie, 87
Portable PB&J, 73
Spring Break Virgin Smoothie, 201
Beer
Boozy Beer Bread, 260
Biscuits
Butt Ugly Sticky Buns, 35
Bisquick
“I’m Like, So Easy!” Blueberry Pancakes, 26
Black beans
Big Man on Campus Burrito, 186
Black Bean and Corn Salad (extended dance mix), 112
Black Bean and Corn Salad (salsa remix), 113
Cheap Skate Chili & Bean Stew, 122
Darwin’s Dip, 213
Half-Assed Chili, 150
Night Owl Nachos, 180
“Open a Can” Bean Salad, 92
Texas Ranger Roll-Ups, 172
Black-eyed peas
Cheap Skate Chili & Bean Stew, 122
“Open a Can” Bean Salad, 92
Black olives
Better than the “Bell” Burrito, 166
Fiesta in Your Mouth Salsa, 224
Floor Party Four-Layer Bean Dip, 219
Golive Harden Bruschetta, 256
Greek Week Pita, 44
Mexi-Cram Dip, 212
Pancake Pizza, 248
Rush Week Greek Salad, 96
Seven-Layer Mexican Dip, 214
Blueberries
Blueberry Pie Dump Cake, 306
“I’m Like, So Easy!“ Blueberry Pancakes, 26
Melon-Berry Bliss, 200
Poseur Pineapple Pie, 303
Broccoli
Brockin’ Rice Pilaf, 167
EZ Cheezy Broccoleezy, 257
No-Need-to-Visit-a-Diner-for-Hash-Browns Casserole, 42
Not Your Average Burrito, 157
Brown sugar
Brown Sugar Fun Dip, 231
Butt Ugly Sticky Buns, 35
Georgia Peach Cobbler, 295
Party in Your Mouth Punch, 205
“Walk of Shame” Sugar Dip, 229
Wild Oats Chocolate Cookies, 88
“Burger” crumbles
All-Nighter Nachos, 173
“Cheat Meat” Lovers BBQ Pizza, 185
Dirty Rice Done Dirt Cheap, 188
Dropout Spaghetti, 184
Late-Night Sloppy Moes, 46
Nacho Momma’s Cheez Dip, 227
No-Beef Stroganoff, 152
No-Grief “Beef”Noodles, 153
No-Need-to-Visit-a-Diner-for-Hash-Browns Casserole, 42
Nuke-lear Meltdown Chili Taco Salad, 105
One-Bite Pizzas, 238
Pizza Fun-Do, 246
Sassy-Ass Southwest Chili, 125
Silence of the Lambs Shepherd’s Pie, 148
Sloppy Joels, 45
Cake mix
Blueberry Pie Dump Cake, 306
Chocolate Dorm Cake, 312
Carrots
Bunny Butter Spread, 77
Chick Flick Salad, 109
“Don’t Be a Chump” Chickpea Sandwich, 60
Field of Greens, 111
Freshman Frittata, 29
Kinesiology 101 Salad, 118
Lemony Carrots, 242
Midterm Macaroni Salad, 108
Slacker Slaw, 236
The Sweetness Tater Salad, 274
Cauliflower
Cauli-Flower Power Florets, 247
Celery
Ants on a Blog, 83
Chick Magnet “Chicken” Casserole, 161
Classic Potato Salad Fake-Out, 271
Dirty Chick (Pea) Clean-Up Salad, 115
In a Pickle Chickpea Salad, 97
Skinny Chick Chickpea Salad, 98
Slacker Slaw, 236
Cereal
Crumb Bum Breakfast Cobbler, 33
Georgia Peach Cobbler, 295
Happy Trailz Mix, 244
Marshmallow Madness Squares, 313
Mystery Bars, 85
O Baby, 86
PBR Crispy Treats, 79
“Cheese”
Cheddar
Ben Franklin’s Miserly Mashers, 287
Brainy Bac ’n’ Cheese Toast, 37
Cauli-Flower Power Florets, 247
Cheesy Breezy Bean Dip, 217
Chick Magnet “Chicken” Casserole, 161
Exam Week Fuel, 182
Extra Credit “Ham” Toast Points, 254
Freshasaurus Mex Ramen Casserole, 135
Freshman Frittata, 29
Napoleon’s Tot Casserole, 189
Not Your Average Burrito, 157
Nuke-lear Meltdown Chili Taco Salad, 105
Seven-Layer Mexican Dip, 214
Sham and Cheez, 58
Slice of Life Chef Salad, 104
Super-Fraga-Mexi-Delicious Rice, 193
Twice-Baked Potatoes, 281
“Mozzarella”
Chick-un Parm Sammich, 49
Exam Week Fuel, 182
Lotsa Mozza Pizza Bagels, 160
“Meat”ball Anti-Hero, 55
Pancake Pizza, 248
Piz-tato, 284
Poor Man’s Pizzas, 243
Salad-Bagel, 52
Tropical Love Triangles, 264
Nacho-style
Micro-Ritos, 155
Nacho Momma’s Cheez Dip, 227
Parmesan
Extra Credit “Ham” Toast Points, 254
Richy Rice, 170
Slices
Brainy Bac ’n’ Cheese Toast, 37
Chow Down Chili-“Cheese” Dip, 215
Cutting Class Quesadilla, 181
Fake Cheez Steak, 65
The Hangover “Ham” wich, 59
Hangover Helper, 38
Lazy Person’s Grilled Cheeze, 63
Meatball Anti-Hero, 55
No “Dough” Pizza, 266
No Grief “Beef” Noodles, 153
Nuke-lear Meltdown Chili Taco
Salad, 105
One-Bite Pizzas, 238
Pizza Fun-Do, 246
Rachel, 64
Teacher’s Pet Tater Skins, 273
“Chicken”
“Cheat Meat”
Lovers BBQ Pizza, 185
“Chicken” and Veggies, 192
Chick Flick Salad, 109
Chick Magnet “Chicken” Casserole, 161
Chick’n Nachos, 191
Chick-un Parm Sammich, 49
Gizmo’s Glazed Chick’n, 174
“Goes Both Ways” Chick Salad, 102
Hangover Helper, 38
Leafy Nuggets, 93
Micro-Ritos, 155
Nerdy Birdy Chick’n Bytes, 240
Not Your Average Burrito, 157
Pantry Raid Pasta, 163
Poultrygeist Pita, 61
Strawberry Field Greens Forever, 95
“Tastes Like Chicken” Strips, 156
WTF? Wings, 149
Chickpeas/garbanzo beans
BBCutie Chickpeas, 179
Cheap Skate Chili & Bean Stew, 122
Cuke-Chick Salad, 101
Dirty Chick (Pea) Clean-Up Salad, 115
“Don’t Be a Chump” Chickpea Sandwich, 60
Field of Greens, 111
Goddess of the Garbanzos, 253
In a Pickle Chickpea Salad, 97
“Open a Can” Bean Salad, 92
Saffi’s Chick Salad, 114
Skinny Chick Chickpea Salad, 98
Chili
Cheap Skate Chili & Bean Stew, 122
Chili “Not” Dogs, 237
Chill-Out Chili Fries, 278
Chow Down Chili-“Cheese” Dip, 215
Freshasaurus Mex Ramen Casserole, 135
Half-Assed Chili, 150
Mexi-Cram Dip, 212
Nuke-lear Meltdown Chili Taco Salad, 105
Sassy-Ass Southwest Chili, 125
Taco con Chili, 171
Chocolate
Bachelorette Party Berries, 291
Chocolate Dip Sticks, 290
Chocolate Dorm Cake, 312
Choco-nanner Parfait, 305
Fake Blondes, 294
Frozen Frat Balls, 82
Happy Trailz Mix, 244
Mallow-Nut Truffles, 309
Marshmallow Madness Squares, 313
O Baby, 86
Peanut Butter Cup Pie, 87
Wicked Good Wafflewich, 71
Cocoa powder
Banana Hammock Balls, 297
Breakup Pudding, 307
Comfort Pudding, 318
Fake Blondes, 294
Loco-Cocoa Snack Cake, 311
No-Bake Chocolate Cake, 308
PB&C No-Bake Cookies, 89
Wild Oats Chocolate Cookies, 88
Coconut
Banana Hammock Balls, 297
Food of the Goddesses, 301
Happy Trailz Mix, 244
Miami Beach Pudding, 302
Noon in Cancun Frozen “Yogurt,” 299
Snowballs from Hell, 315
Spring Break Reminder Pudding, 292
Wowy Maui Tropical Fruit Spread, 222
Coconut milk
“Me So Corny” Thai Tomato Soup, 121
Coffee
Instant Enlighten-Mint Chocolate Latte, 197
Nutty Professor Almond Latte, 202
Corn
After Delivery Hours Stir-Fry, 164
Better than the “Bell” Burrito, 166
Black Bean and Corn Salad (extended dance mix), 112
Black Bean and Corn Salad (salsa remix), 113
Corny Salad, 106
Fettuccine Alessandro, 190
Guac Wraps, 168
Half-Assed Chili, 150
“Me So Corny” Thai Tomato Soup, 121
Muy Caliente Corn, 263
“Open a Can” Bean Salad, 92
Shuckin’ Awesome Corn on the Cob, 241
Silence of the Lambs Shepherd’s Pie, 148
Texas Ranger Roll-Ups, 172
“Cream Cheese”
Better than the “Bell” Burrito, 166
Booty Shakin’ Bagel, 41
Brown Sugar Fun Dip, 231
Campus Streaker Sausage Dip, 216
Cheapskate Dates, 304
Cheater’s Cheesecake Dip, 230
Chocolate Dorm Cake, 312
Dorm Room ’Shroom Dip, 225
Cure-All Noodles, 176
Greek Week Pita, 44
Mexi-Cram Dip, 212
Orangu-Tangy Orange Spread, 221
Salsa for Beginners, 228
Seven-Layer Mexican Dip, 214
Sham “Ham” Roll-Ups, 234
Upper Crust Finger Sandwiches, 47
“Walk of Shame” Sugar Dip, 229
Wowy Maui Tropical Fruit Spread, 222
Crescent rolls
Sunday Morning “Sausage” in a Blanket, 39
Undercover Oinkers, 235
Cucumber
Corny Salad, 106
Cuke-Chick Salad, 101
Field of Greens, 111
GPA Booster, 54
Rush Week Greek Salad, 96
Saffi’s Chick Salad, 114
Spicy Watermelon Salad, 99
Upper Crust Finger Sandwiches, 47
Dates
Banana Hammock Balls, 297
Cheapskate Dates, 304
Due Dates, 293
Mediterranean Muesli, 25
Not-Just-for-Hippies Granola, 36
“Deli slices”
Cram Sandwich, 51
Exam Week Fuel, 182
Extra Credit “Ham” Toast Points, 254
The Hangover “Ham” wich, 59
Napoleon’s Tot Casserole, 189
Sham and Cheez, 58
Sham “Ham” Roll-Ups, 234
Tropical Love Triangles, 264
Upper Crust Finger Sandwiches, 47
French fries
Chill-Out Chili Fries, 278
Fritos
Chow Down Chili-“Cheese” Dip, 215
Graham cracker crust
Peanut Butter Cup Pie, 87
Pink Princess Pie, 314
Screaming Pudding Pie, 316
Graham crackers
Choco-Nanner Parfait, 305
Marshmallow Madness Squares, 313
PB Bombs, 81
Granola
Breakfast/Dessert Parfait, 24
Crumb Bum Breakfast Cobbler, 33
Georgia Peach Cobbler, 295
Not-Just-for-Hippies Granola, 36
Green beans
Fancy Pants Green Beans, 261
Green Bean No Hassle-Role
The “I Miss My Mommy” Special, 245
Napoleon’s Tot Casserole, 189
Green olives
Thousand Times Better Salad Dressing, 143
Upper Crust Finger Sandwiches, 47
Guacamole
Crazy Guac-odile Dip, 220
Floor Party Four-Layer Bean Dip, 219
Guac Wraps, 168
Holy ’Mole Sandwich, 62
Pretty Much the Best Burrito, 277
Seven-Layer Mexican Dip, 214
Unholy Guacamole, 218
“Ham”
Extra Credit “Ham” Toast Points, 254
The Hangover “Ham” wich, 59
Napoleon’s Tot Casserole, 189
Sham and Cheez, 58
Sham “Ham” Roll-Ups, 234
Slice of Life Chef Salad, 104
Tropical Love Triangles, 264
Upper Crust Finger Sandwiches, 47
Hash browns
Freshman Frittata, 29
No-Need-to-Visit-a-Diner-for-Hash-Browns Casserole, 42
“Hot dogs”
Chili “Not” Dogs, 237
Frankie’s Farts, 255
Undercover Oinkers, 235
Hummus
GPA Booster, 54
Hearty Hummus Sandwich, 50
“Ice Cream”
Ice Cream Frizzle Drizzle, 298
Pink Princess Pie, 314
Screaming Pudding Pie, 316
Shake-and-Make Fro Yo, 317
Sucky Day Strawberry Shake, 206
Jam/preserves
Gizmo’s Glazed Chick’n, 174
Portable PB&J, 73
Snowballs from Hell, 315
Kidney beans
Cheap Skate Chili & Bean Stew, 122
Friends with Bennies Baked Beans, 262
Road Trip Red Beans and Rice, 165
Lentils
French 101 Lunch, 127
Legume Va Va Voom, 154
Lentil soup
French 101 Lunch, 127
Lime juice
Better Than the “Bell” Burrito, 166
Black Bean and Corn Salad (salsa remix), 113
Corny Salad, 106
Feisty Fruit Salsa, 232
Fruit Salad on the Fly, 100
Guac Wraps, 168
Haas Party Avocado Soup, 123
Lip Smackin’ Thai Veggies, 94
Spicy Watermelon Salad, 99
Spring Break Reminder Pudding, 292
Texas Ranger Roll-Ups, 172
Maple syrup
Chocolate Celebration Shake, 204
Fruit Smoothapalooza, 198
Lazy Man’s Candied Yams, 279
O Baby, 86
PB&C No-Bake Cookies, 89
Peanut Butter Cup Pie, 87
Stadium Corn Dogs, 249
Wicked Good Wafflewich, 71
“Marshmallow” cream
Cheater’s Cheesecake Dip, 230
Mallow-Nut Truffles, 309
Marshmallow Madness Squares, 313
“Meatballs”
Meatball Anti-Hero, 55
Mixed vegetables (canned)
Poultrygeist Pita, 61
Silence of the Lambs Shepherd’s Pie, 148
Mushrooms
Dorm Room ’Shroom Dip, 225
Kinesiology 101 Salad, 118
No-Beef Stroganoff, 152
Pancake Pizza, 248
Sassy-Ass Southwest Chili, 125
Stuffed Dorm Room ’Shrooms, 265
Mushroom soup
Green Bean No-Hassle-Role, 158
Oats
Georgia Peach Cobbler, 295
Knock-Oats, 70
Mediterranean Muesli, 25
PB&C No-Bake Cookies, 89
Wild Oats Chocolate Cookies, 88
Onion
Cheater Taters and Onions, 285
Orange marmalade
Orangu-Tangy Orange Spread, 221
Orange juice
Bunny Butter Spread, 77
Cheap Skate Dates, 304
Crumb Bum Breakfast Cobbler, 33
“Dress to Impress” Citrus Dressing, 142
Fakin’ Bacon ’n’ Orange Spinach Salad, 110
Food of the Goddesses, 301
Noon in Cancun Frozen “Yogurt,” 299
Spring Break Virgin Smoothie, 201
Oranges
Ancient Japanese Noodle Secret Salad, 130
Fakin’ Bacon ’n’ Orange Spinach Salad, 110
Fruit Salad on the Fly, 100
Noon in Cancun Frozen “Yogurt,” 299
Wowy Maui Tropical Fruit Spread, 222
Oyster crackers
Oyster Cracker Snackers, 239
Pasta
Afterparty Aglio Olio, 178
Cure-All Noodles, 176
Dropout Spaghetti, 184
Fettuccine Alessandro, 190
No Grief “Beef” Noodles, 153
Pantry Raid Pasta, 163
Peaches
Crumb Bum Breakfast Cobbler, 33
Fruit Smoothapalooza, 198
Georgia Peach Cobbler, 295
Snowballs from Hell, 315
Peanut butter
Ants on a Blog, 83
Bunny Butter Spread, 77
Finals Week Fudge, 80
Frozen Frat Balls, 82
Knock-Oats, 70
Mystery Bars, 85
The Nut Job Salad, 75
O Baby, 86
One-Handed Breakfast Wrap, 72
PB and Banana Sammie, 74
PB&C No-Bake Cookies, 89
PB Bombs, 81
PBR Crispy Treats, 79
Peanut Butter Cup Pie, 87
Portable PB&J, 73
Super Quickie Peanut Sauce, 76
Thai Takeout (Hold the Takeout), 78
Wicked Good Wafflewich, 71
Wild Oats Chocolate Cookies, 88
Peanuts
Due Dates, 293
Legume Va Va Voom, 154
Mallow-Nut Truffles, 309
The Nut Job Salad, 75
Stalker Fruit Salad, 117
“Walk of Shame” Sugar Dip, 229
Pears
Crumb Bum Breakfast Cobbler, 33
Peace Rally Pea Soup, 126
“Pepperoni”
No “Dough” Pizza, 266
Poor Man’s Pizzas, 243
Pie filling
Blueberry Pie Dump Cake, 306
Poseur Pineapple Pie, 303
Pineapple
Blueberry Pie Dump Cake, 306
Fruity Frat-Tootie Smoothie, 196
Happy Trailz Mix, 244
Noon in Cancun Frozen “Yogurt,” 299
Poseur Pineapple Pie, 303
The Sweetness Tater Salad, 274
Tropical Love Triangles, 264
Ultimate Frisbee Fruit Salad, 107
Wowy Maui Tropical Fruit Spread, 222
Pita
Golive Harden Bruschetta, 256
Greek Week Pita, 44
The Hangover “Ham” wich, 59
Portable PB&J, 73
Poultrygeist Pita, 61
Popcorn
Mallow-Nut Truffles, 309
Potato
Ben Franklin’s Miserly Mashers, 287
Cheater Taters and Onions, 285
Classic Potato Salad Fake-Out, 271
Crunchy Munchies, 288
Freshman Frittata, 29
German ’Tato Salad, 270
Idaho? No, You Da Ho Potatoes au Gratin, 280
Micro-Economical Microwave Potatoes, 286
Napoleon’s Tot Casserole, 189
No-Need-to-Visit-a-Diner-for-Hash-Browns Casserole, 42
One-Handed Tater, 283
Pioneer Potato Salad, 275
Piz-Tato, 284
Potatoes in Paradise, 276
Silence of the Lambs Shepherd’s Pie, 148
Teacher’s Pet Tater Skins, 273
’Tis the Season(ed) Potato Wedges, 282
Twice-Baked Potatoes, 281
Powdered sugar
Cheapskate Dates, 304
Finals Week Fudge, 80
Food of the Goddesses, 301
Frozen Frat Balls, 82
Ice Cream Frizzle Drizzle, 298
PB Bombs, 81
Pretzels
Chocolate Dip Sticks, 290
Dirty Hippie Trail Mix, 84
Happy Trailz Mix, 244
Pudding mix
Choco-Nanner Parfait, 305
Creamy Banana-Wafer Pudding, 300
Miami Beach Pudding, 302
No Egg Nog, 199
Screaming Pudding Pie, 316
Pumpkin
PJ Pumpkin Soup, 124
Raisins
Ants on a Blog, 83
Bunny Butter Spread, 77
Dirty Hippie Trail Max, 84
Grandma’s Homemade Applesauce, 251
Happy Trailz Mix, 244
Not-Just-for-Hippies Granola, 36
One-Handed Breakfast Wrap, 72
Stalker Fruit Salad, 117
The Sweetness Tater Salad, 274
Ramen noodles
Ancient Japanese Noodle Secret Salad, 130
Dorm Room Ramen Delight, 134
Freshasaurus Mex Ramen Casserole, 135
“Pimp My Ramen” Noodles, 132
Ramen Holiday, 131
Rent’s Due “Cheezy” Ramen, 133
Raspberries
Breakfast/Dessert Parfait, 24
Late Night at the Liberry Soy Smoothie, 203
Refried beans
Cheezy Breezy Bean Dip, 217
Chick’n Nachos, 191
Floor Party Four-Layer Bean Dip, 219
F-U Tacos, 151
Seven-Layer Mexican Dip, 214
Rice
After Delivery Hours Stir-Fry, 164
Big Man on Campus Burrito, 186
Brockin’ Rice Pilaf, 167
The Burning Bibimbap Bowl, 162
“Chicken” and Veggies, 192
Dirty Rice Done Dirt Cheap, 188
Gizmo’s Glazed Chick’n, 174
Legume Va Va Voom, 154
Micro-Ritos, 155
Not Your Average Burrito, 157
Peas ’n’ Rice Is Nice, 169
Richie Rice, 170
Road Trip Red Beans and Rice, 165
Saffi’s Chick Salad, 101
Steamy Risotto-y Goodness, 194
Super-Fraga-Mexi-Delicious Rice, 193
Thai Takeout (Hold the Takeout), 78
Salsa
All-Nighter Nachos, 173
Better than the “Bell” Burrito, 166
Big Man on Campus Burrito, 186
Black Bean and Corn Salad (salsa remix), 113
By the Textbook Tempeh Tacos, 175
Chick ’n’ Nachos, 191
Cutting Class Quesadilla, 181
Darwin’s Dip, 213
Fancy Pants Green Beans, 261
Fiesta in Your Mouth Salsa, 224
Freudian Dip, 209
Friends with Bennies Baked Beans, 262
Guac Wraps, 168
Half-Assed Chili, 150
Micro-Ritos, 155
The Morning-After Scramble, 34
Morning in Mexico Scramble, 27
Nacho Momma’s Cheez Dip, 227
Nerdy Birdy Chick’n Bytes, 240
Night Owl Nachos, 180
Not Your Average Burrito, 157
Nuke-lear Meltdown Chili Taco Salad, 105
Pretty Much the Best Burrito, 277
Salsa for Beginners, 228
Seven-Layer Mexican Dip, 214
Spring Break Tahini Bikini Dip, 226
Super-Fraga-Mexi-Delicious Rice, 193
Taco con Chili, 171
Texas Ranger Roll-Ups, 172
Unholy Guacamole, 218
Sauerkraut
Rachel, 64
Tailgatin’ Tofu Reuben, 57
“Sausage”
Campus Streaker “Sausage” Dip, 216
“Cheat Meat” Lovers BBQ Pizza, 185
French 101 Lunch, 127
Leave-Out-the-Noodles Lasagna, 159
Make a Real Meal “Meaty” Spaghetti, 177
One-Bite Pizzas, 238
Sunday Morning “Sausage” in a Blanket, 39
Toasty “Sausage” Surprise, 32
Sloppy joes
Sloppy Joels, 45
Late-Night Sloppy Moes, 46
“Sour cream”
Ben Franklin’s Miserly Mashers, 287
Chilly Dilly Skinny Dip, 223
Cure-All Noodles, 176
Cutting Class Quesadilla, 181
Dorm Room ’Shroom Dip, 225
Fiesta in Your Mouth Salsa, 224
Freudian Dip, 209
Greek Week Pita, 44
Nacho Momma’s Cheez Dip, 227
Napoleon’s Tot Casserole, 189
Night Owl Nachos, 180
No-Beef Stroganoff, 152
Peace Rally Pea Soup, 126
Po Po’s Party Hearty Spinach Dip, 208
Pretty Much the Best Burrito, 277
Super-Fraga-Mexi-Delicious Rice, 193
Taco con Chili, 171
Teacher’s Pet Tater Skins, 273
Wowy Maui Tropical Fruit Spread, 222
Soy milk
Chocolate Celebration Shake, 204
Choco-Nanner Parfait, 305
Comfort Pudding, 318
Couch Surfer Sponge Pudding, 310
Creamy Banana-Wafer Pudding, 300
Don’t Get Creamed Spinach, 258
Fettuccine Alessandro, 190
Freshman Frittata, 29
Fruit Smoothapalooza, 198
Greek Nomelette, 31
Haas Party Avocado Soup, 123
Idaho? No, You Da Ho Potatoes au Gratin, 280
“I’m Like, So Easy!” Blueberry Pancakes, 26
Instant Enlighten-Mint Chocolate Latte, 197
Late Night at the Liberry Soy Smoothie, 203
The Morning-After Scramble, 34
No-Bake Chocolate Cake, 308
No-Beef Stroganoff, 152
No Egg Nog, 199
No-Need-to-Visit-a-Diner-for-Hash-Browns Casserole, 42
Nutty Professor Almond Latte, 202
Pancake Pizza, 248
PBR Crispy Treats, 79
PJ Pumpkin Soup, 124
Raunchy Dressing, 140
Screaming Pudding Pie, 316
Shake-and-Make Fro Yo, 317
Sham and Cheez, 58
Springtime in Asparagus Soup, 120
Stadium Corn Dogs, 249
Stalker Fruit Salad, 117
Sucky Day Strawberry Shake, 206
Toasty “Sausage” Surprise, 32
Vegan Mac ’n’ Cheez, 187
Wild Oats Chocolate Cookies, 88
Spaghetti sauce
Cure-All Noodles, 176
Dropout Spaghetti, 184
Leave-Out-the-Noodles Lasagna, 159
Make a Real Meal “Meaty” Spaghetti, 177
Meatball Anti-Hero, 55
No “Dough” Pizza, 266
Spinach
Better Than the “Bell” Burrito, 166
Don’t Get Creamed Spinach, 258
Fakin’ Bacon ’n’ Orange Spinach Salad, 110
Greek Nomelette, 31
Limon Spinach, 267
Po Po’s Party Hearty Spinach Dip, 208
Spin Art Dip, 211
Strawberries
Bachelorette Party Berries, 291
Breakfast/Dessert Parfait, 24
Fruit Salad on the Fly, 100
Fruity Frat-Tootie Smoothie, 196
Poseur Pineapple Pie, 303
Spring Break Virgin Smoothie, 201
Strawberry Field Greens Forever, 95
Sucky Day Strawberry Shake, 206
Sweet potato
Lazy Man’s Candied Yams, 279
Pretty Much the Best Burrito, 277
The Sweetness Tater Salad, 274
Tough and Stuffed Sweet Potatoes, 272
Sunflower seeds
Field of Greens, 111
The Nut Job Salad, 75
Slaw in the Raw, 116
Tofu, or Not Tofu, That Is the Sandwich, 66
Taco seasoning
All-Nighter Nachos, 173
By the Textbook Tempeh Tacos, 175
F-U Tacos, 151
Mexi-Cram Dip, 212
Nerdy Birdy Chick’n Bytes, 240
Sassy-Ass Southwest Chili, 125
Seven-Layer Mexican Dip, 214
Tahini
The Burning Bibimbap Bowl, 162
Spring Break Tahini Bikini Dip, 226
Tempeh
By the Textbook Tempeh Tacos, 175
Tofu
Better Than Takeout Tofu, 183
Breakup Pudding, 307
Chick Magnet “Chicken” Casserole, 161
Crab-ulous Dip, 210
Exclamation Point Eggless Salad, 103
F-U Tacos, 151
Greek Nomelette 31
Leave-Out-the-Noodles Lasagna, 159
Miami Beach Pudding, 302
The Morning-After Scramble, 34
Morning in Mexico Scramble, 27
Peanut Butter Cup Pie, 87
Rush Week Greek Salad, 96
Scuzz-Free BBQ Tofu, 67
Tofu, or Not Tofu, That Is the Sandwich, 66
Tailgatin’ Tofu Reuben, 57
Too-Late-to-Go-to-the-Dining-Hall Tofu Mash, 28
Tomatoes
Afterparty Aglio Olio, 178
Big Man on Campus Burrito, 186
Black Bean and Corn Salad (extended dance mix), 112
Brainy Bac ’n’ Cheese Toast, 37
Campus Streaker “Sausage” Dip, 216
Cheap Skate Chili & Bean Stew, 122
Chick Flick Salad, 109
Chick Magnet “Chicken” Casserole, 161
Chick’n Nachos, 191
Corny Salad, 106
Cram Sandwich, 51
Crazy Guac-odile Dip, 220
Dirty Rice Done Dirt Cheap, 188
“Don’t Be a Chump” Chickpea Sandwich, 60
Fiesta in Your Mouth Salsa, 224
Floor Party Four-Layer Bean Dip, 219
Freshasaurus Mex Ramen Casserole, 135
Golive Harden Bruschetta, 256
GPA Booster, 54
Greek Week Pita, 44
Hearty Hummus Sandwich, 50
Holy ’Mole Sandwich, 62
“Me So Corny” Thai Tomato Soup, 121
Night Owl Nachos, 180
“Open a Can” Bean Salad, 92
Pantry Raid Pasta, 163
Peas ’n’ Rice Is Nice, 169
Road Trip Red Beans and Rice, 165
Rush Week Greek Salad, 96
Sassy-Ass Southwest Chili, 125
Scuzz-Free BBQ Tofu, 67
Slice of Life Chef Salad, 104
Tofu, or Not Tofu, That Is the Sandwich, 66
Token Boca LT, 56
Too-Late-to-Go-to-the-Dining-Hall Tofu Mash, 28
Tomato juice
Dirty Rice Done Dirt Cheap, 188
Tortillas
Better Than the “Bell” Burrito, 166
Big Man on Campus Burrito, 186
By the Textbook Tempeh Tacos, 175
Cutting Class Quesadilla, 181
Exam Week Fuel 182
GPA Booster, 54
Micro-Ritos, 155
Not Your Average Burrito, 157
One-Handed Breakfast Wrap, 72
Potatoes in Paradise, 276
Pretty Much the Best Burrito, 277
Texas Ranger Roll-Ups, 172
Waffles
Wicked Good Wafflewich, 71
Walnuts
“Age of Asparagus” Spears, 259
Blueberry Pie Dump Cake, 306
Kinesiology 101 Salad, 118
Watermelon
Melon Head Granita, 296
Spicy Watermelon Salad, 99
“Whipping cream”
No Egg Nog, 199
“Yogurt”
Breakfast/Dessert Parfait, 24
Fruit Skewer with “Yogurt” Sauce, 30
Mediterranean Muesli, 25
Noon in Cancun Frozen “Yogurt,” 299
Not-Just-for-Hippies Granola, 36
Ultimate Frisbee Fruit Salad, 107