My Messed-Up Life

This is a work of fiction. All references to real people, places, or events are a product of the author’s imagination.

First published in Great Britain in 2018 by

Andersen Press Limited

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First published in 2010 in Canada by Tundra Books as Dear George Clooney: Please Marry My Mom. This edition published by arrangement with Tundra Books, a division of Penguin Random House Canada Limited.

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The right of Susin Nielsen to be identified as the author of this work has been asserted by her in accordance with the Copyright, Designs and Patents Act, 1988.

British Library Cataloguing in Publication Data available.

ISBN 9781787611276