The Jungle Giant Boom

 

 

 

 

The giraffe is a proud and peaceful animal with a 79 inch long neck.

 

 

 

Let me tell you this: "I will never be able to reach this high in the sky.

 

Even if I am eating twice as much beans as usual, I will not be able to go in defense with a big slam because I will never reach the giraffe's nostrils

with my bang.

 

 

 

 

 

My bean blowing winds are unnecessary with this animal because they are going to evaporate and dissolve high in the clouds.

 

The giraffe proudly disappears with the other animals in the jungle, and I stay here and stay happily alive!"

 

 

 

El Ninjo's important tips that you absolutely have to know about:

 

The giraffe lives in the Steppe, Savannah, and the Sahara. The giraffe has an extremely long neck and two skin-covered horns.

 

The giraffe is a herbivorous herd animal.

 

 

 

Special Features: The coat of the giraffe is adorned with large light brown spots.

 

 

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El Ninjo's Jungle Moral

 

 

 

"There is something important in the jungle that you must never forget.

 

You always have to watch what the wild jungle animals eat up.

 

You can only trust a herbivore animal if you are keeping some distance to it.

 

If you are spotting an all-eater you must immediately run.

 

 

 

 

My first safari jungle adventure goes to the end, and I had a blasting good time driving through the jungle with the Safari mobil, some exciting farts, and the rest of the Spiel!

 

What have I learned and what is the moral from my first safari jungle beam

powered by some blowing Kenja steam?

 

Well, let me tell you this.

My loud clouds and my steamy stinky winds helped me out big time in order to survive out here in the jungle.

 

When I was attacked by the leopard and the crocodile, I thought that they are going to make mincemeat out of me.

 

 

 

 

 

I was very lucky that I was able to hit them hard in the face with some powerful, flatulent, gazeous; and hot vapour steams.

 

This smart fart tactic helped me to keep them confuesed, and this gave me enough time to run.

 

If I will get a second chance in the jungle, I would not count solely on the power of Kenja beans.

My take away from this:

 

To keep safe during the trip, I am only doing my next safari tour on the back of an elephant pure!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Audiobook:

 

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