CONTENTS

1 THE UNKINDEST CUT

2 BORN AND BRED IN A BRIAR PATCH

3 THE TEMPTATIONS OF ST GRAFTON

4 GRAFTON AGONISTES

5 MANGOLAND REVISITED

6 THE HONOURABLE MEMBER

7 A LONG DAY’S JOURNEY INTO NAUGHT

8 SPEECHLESS

9 KNOCKING ON HEAVEN’S DOOR

10 EVEREST UNBOUND

11 THE PENIS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD

12 ALL’S WELL THAT ENDS