I took off over the rocky plain and zig-zagged between the fangy outcroppings.
When I looked back, there was suddenly a swarm of those little black creatures. They completely skirted around Shabiri. Definitely after me. I thought about different strategies since I knew I would tire soon. I looked back again and saw them defying gravity, crawling upside down up a rocky fang and over the other side like ants.
That eliminated a few ideas.
I scrambled up into a canyon, the loose rocks under my feet making it all the harder. It was too late when I realized I was boxed in. “Shit,” I muttered. I got to the wall and looked up. Even if I could scale that, those little devils were far more agile than I was. I turned to face them. They were coming toward me fast from the floor of the canyon and up the sides.
When they got close enough, I could see rows of little razor-sharp teeth. Great. Their spindly little arms reached for me with little talons for fingers.
And then my Chosen Host skills kicked in. It all happened in an instant. I steadied the spear on the ground and swung around it like a stripper pole, kicking out with my boots at their greedy little faces. Imps flung outward, tumbling in the air. It was entirely satisfying when boot met imp, like kicking a football. I ran along the cliff face and swung around again, kicking some more.
But then the footballs were coming quicker and in greater numbers. There was way more than ten of them. It was a swarm. I couldn’t swing on the spear forever. And sure enough, something grabbed my hair. I was yanked backward, hitting my head against the stone wall.
They were on me. I tried to scream, but too many little mouths were biting, too many talons scratching and tearing at my clothes. I kicked out wildly with my hands and feet, shaking my head to loosen them but it didn’t help. I was sinking into complete panic, all traces of civilization slipping away. I screamed. I flailed. There was nothing left to do but die.
Then, a fireball!
The creatures all stopped and looked. Tiny, dreadful hands were still on me, still yanking my hair taut, but they had all frozen to stare at the fireball coming at them. Some were engulfed in flames and screaming in high-pitched whines, while others burst into puffs of black smoke.
They dropped me and started running. Up the cliff face, under rocks. But it didn’t save them. Wherever they were, they burst into flames and disappeared in puffs of smoke.
Soon I was alone, sprawled on the ground, my clothes in shreds, my hair all over my face and in tufts on the ground around me from where they had yanked it out. A figure walked forward through the hazy smoke. When it dissipated, she was standing there.
I cried from relief. “Thank you, Shabiri!”
She didn’t offer to help me up. Just stood there in a superhero pose…or was it super villain with her in her black catsuit?
I got up shakily, brushed myself off. My jeans were now very stylish with their rips but my shirt could have looked better. It barely covered me.
She waved her hand and the shirt and jeans stitched themselves back together. I watched in amazement as each tear repaired itself.
I smoothed out my hair as best I could and caught my breath. I was so happy to see her I almost hugged her but decided that would probably be a bad idea. “I don’t suppose you could conjure a bazooka,” I said unsteadily.
“Mortal weaponry? That’s very crude, isn’t it?”
“Not from where I’m standing.”
“You have to fight magical creatures with magical means. A bazooka might be fun but it would hardly do the job.”
“That’s too bad.”
She looked around. “Well, everyone knows you’re here by now. The next several miles should be a lot of fun.”
“I take it we have to climb these mountains.”
“Ten points to the annoying human.”
I followed her out of the canyon, checking to make sure I still had Erasmus’ amulet. It was important to me and I just wanted to have it, to hold onto something of him. Please still be alive, I chanted in my head. I wiped impatiently at tears I didn’t have time for.
“For the first time, I feel a little useless,” I said as we set out again. “I was always the one doing the fighting and killing.”
“Interesting. Not Erasmus?”
“No. He was always a little…standoffish. But he did get in the way of the kelpie now that I think about it.”
“Well, this book business is up to you, after all.”
“Yeah. And I guess I get to finish it.”
She started slow-clapping. “Oh, very good seventies telly dialog. Bra-va.”
“Can you be more of an ass?”
She smiled. “I’m sure I can try.”
I watched her walk away and contemplated what she’d just done. Not only had she saved my life—again—but she got me out of my funk by making me mad. She was so not fooling me anymore.
“Shabiri, why did you ask me to save Doug?”
“Simple self-preservation, darling. He had my amulet.”
“Oh? And what would have happened to it if he’d died?”
She fell silent and simply hiked on.
Yup. Not fooling me.
* * *
We hiked for hours, steadily moving up the mountain. I leaned against a black tree and then was sorry I had when it left a tarry residue on my hand. “Shabiri! Look, I have to rest.” I wiped the black gunk on my pants.
“You want to rest now? We have miles to go.”
“I know.” I sat on the ground and took a deep breath. “But I’m only human.”
“But Erasmus—”
“Is only human now too. He’ll also need to rest.” I took out the amulet and held it in my hand, gazing at it. It sure was ugly. And I loved it.
She stood at the edge of the road, fidgeting. Maybe she thought “resting” meant mere seconds. When she realized it didn’t, she plopped herself down and hugged her knees. “Being human has got to be the absolute worst.”
I ignored her. I knew her game now. She was more like Erasmus than she wanted to admit. She didn’t come to my world because she wanted to get away from the Netherworld. She liked my world, she liked the culture, and she liked humans. Maybe she even liked Ed but wouldn’t let herself get involved. After all, she was in love with Erasmus. And, clueless as any guy, he’d never noticed.
I glanced over at her. She was combing bits of stuff out of her hair. It might have been pieces of imp.
“I wonder what the coven is up to back in Moody Bog.”
“What a funny little town that is.”
“Would you go back?”
“Why in the twelve worlds would I?”
“Because you like it there. You like Ed.”
“I do not.”
“I think you do.”
“Oh really?” She got that spoiled look on her face that I was beginning to think was just an act. “Don’t start projecting your sentimental crap onto me. That’s not who I am.”
“I’m just saying, Ed is a pretty nice guy.” For some reason, I looked over my shoulder to make sure no one else was listening, even though that was an impossibility. “And he’s real good in the sack.”
She stared at me a long moment before she rocked back with laughter. She laughed and laughed, the sound rolling up and down the canyon. “Kylie Strange, could it be that I might be starting to like you?”
I smiled. I hadn’t thought I was capable with all that was happening, but I was. We were comrades in arms and all that. “I think you do already. Even as you hate me for…you know.”
“Yes, I do hate you. Erasmus should never have fallen in love with the likes of you. But…well.” She flicked her hand. “C'est la vie.”
“You should have let him get to know you. You should…you should let him when this is over. He’ll need you.”
Her smile faded. “And you are still set on offering yourself to…Him?” Quick as lightning she crouched over me, grabbed my wrist, and shoved back the sleeve. “Except for this.”
The tattoo. I’d forgotten about it. Erasmus didn’t think it would really work. But would it?
“Oh shit. Can I burn this off?”
She let my wrist go and sat down in front of me. “Just how insane are you? You were going to walk in here and offer your soul when you had that on your wrist?” She shook her head. “I admire your chutzpah.”
“Do you think it will work? Should I get rid of it?”
“Not until you’re standing in front of…Him. Then he’ll know you’re serious.”
“I am.”
She rested her chin on her hand and gazed at me from under her lashes. “If you succeed and are dead, Erasmus will be stuck as a human.”
“Yeah. He’ll need lots of help. He’ll…have to eat real food. He’s probably wondering right now why his stomach hurts. I know you don’t eat…”
“Yes, I do. I told you not all demons are of the soul-eating variety.”
“Oh. Well, if he’s stuck as a human then you can show him. I’ll let him know you helped me.”
“That will endear him.”
“I mean…that you didn’t try to sabotage me. That maybe you didn’t know what I was going to do.”
“He can tell when a demon lies, you know.”
“Not as a human, he can’t.”
Her brows rose. No, she hadn’t thought of that. Now there was a real chance in her mind. She’d help me, all right. Step this way into Satan’s mouth, young lady.
When we looked at one another, we suddenly knew each other very well.