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	Copyright © 2017 by Demetri Martin Cover design and illustrations by Demetri Martin Cover copyright © 2017 by Hachette Book Group, Inc.
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	First edition: September 2017
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	Library of Congress Control Number: 2017948603
	ISBNs: 978-1-5387-2904-5 (trade paperback), 978-1-5387-2905-2 (ebook)
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