Intro

I’m Jake Wambold.

I’m Lily Wambold.

This is the story of our lives.

Life.

Whatever. We’re taking turns.

For this intro, we’re taking turns on lines.

Like, this line is me (Jake).

And this line is me (Lily).

Then we’ll take turns on chapters.

We don’t know how many chapters this book will have.

But even if it had a million chapters,

we couldn’t tell you the whole story.

Because

well

uh

it’s hard to explain.

You’ll just have to take our word for it.

Especially the beginning. You might think it’s weird.

Forget might. They’re gonna think it’s weird.

Anyway, first you’re going to hear from me

(Jake) because

Don’t say it.

I’m older.

Ha!

That’s why I did the first line too.

Whoopee.

But that’s not the cool thing.

Finally he’s off who’s older, who’s first.

The cool thing is, we can do this without looking at

what each other is writing.

We could show each other, but we don’t have to.

I told you you might think it’s weird.

Gonna.

Let’s get started before we weird them away.

Not so fast. Tell them how much

older you are than me.

Here we go.

Tell them.

Eleven minutes. Happy?

Eleven measly minutes.

First is first.

Because of eleven minutes,

I’ll be in second place my whole life.

Boohoo.

One more thing.

So you probably figured it out by now. We’re not just brother and sister. We’re

twins!

(That last word was done by both of us.)