XVI

Freddy did not know how much money John had put into the shopping bag, but he was getting hungrier and hungrier, and he thought, however much it was, he would have to spend all of it for things to eat. He certainly wasn’t going to pretend it was Mrs. O’Halloran’s savings and put it in the bank. So he told Mr. Binks that he would like to meet Mr. Weezer first.

“For ’tis not every day I could be hobnobbin’ with a bank president,” he said, “and the rest can wait.”

So Mr. Binks took him right into Mr. Weezer’s office.

“Mr. Weezer,” he said, “I’d like you to meet a friend of mine, Mrs. O’Halloran. She’s bringing her savings over from the First Animal to deposit them here, and I thought you might like to talk to her. They haven’t used her very well over there.”

Mr. Weezer got up and shook hands. He looked a little surprised when he shook Freddy’s fore trotter, and he looked down at it curiously, but the black lace mitt concealed the fact that it was not really a hand at all.

“I am sorry to hear that they treated you badly,” he said. “What was the trouble, madam?”

“Ah, sir,” said Freddy, “the rascals! And that great murderin’ ruffian of a pig that’s president!”

“Yes, yes,” said Mr. Weezer anxiously. “Did they steal some of your money?”

“Not to say steal exactly, sir. But they’d not give it up until I threatened to have the law of them.”

“Dear, dear,” said Mr. Weezer. “This is not the first time I have heard of something like this. It is time something was done about it. Would you be willing now, madam, to make a complaint against them to the authorities?”

“Ah, sure,” said Freddy, “what good’s complaints, savin’ your honor’s presence. And they’ll not be troublin’ me more, now my money’s under your honor’s protection.”

“That is true,” said the president. “But I will be frank with you, Mrs. O’Halloran. I have already complained to the authorities myself about this animal bank. I do not believe, myself, that animals are fit to take care of other people’s money. But there was nothing the authorities could do. As long as the bank was run properly, they couldn’t close it down. However, they said that if a complaint came in from some depositor who had actually been dishonestly treated by the bank, they would act. I’ll be frank with you. I have not up to now been able to find such a person. Most of the bank’s clients are animals, and I do not believe that the authorities would pay much attention to a complaint from a squirrel or a horse. But if you, madam—”

“No, your honor,” interrupted Freddy. “Not me, if you please. I’d like well to be even with that Freddy, and true I did threaten to have the law of him. But I’d not be callin’ the police, for I don’t like the police too well, and that’s the truth.”

“H’m,” said Mr. Weezer, and he frowned at Mr. Binks.

So Freddy said: “H’m.” He would have said it twice, just to go Mr. Weezer one better, but the first “H’m” sounded rather too much like a pig’s grunt. So he let it go at one “H’m” and thought a minute. Then he said: “Your honor, ye’ve said twice: ‘I’ll be frank with you, Mrs. O’Halloran.’ ’Twas a promise ye’ve not kept, but now I’m askin’ you to keep it. Why do you want to put the animal bank out of business?”

“I assure you, madam—” Mr. Weezer began, but Mr. Binks said:

“Deary me, I think Mrs. O’Halloran is a friend.” And he nodded emphatically at Mr. Weezer.

“Well, to be entirely frank—” said the president.

“Never mind the frankness,” said Freddy. “Do you just be tellin’ me the truth.”

So Mr. Weezer said: “It’s simply a matter of business, madam. If the animal bank was really an animal bank, I would have no quarrel with it. But it has taken from me one of my best clients, Mr. Bean. And as soon as other farmers in the country hear about it, I am afraid that they too will deposit their money in the animal bank. And what will happen? If it keeps on, the First National Bank of Centerboro will have to close its doors.”

“So that’s it!” said Freddy. “Thank ye, sir, for doin’ a poor old woman the honor of tellin’ her the truth. And I suppose you’ve hired this detective felly to poke around and find ye somebody that’ll make a complaint?”

“That is so. But I must say he has not been of much help. For you’re the first one he’s found, and now you say you won’t do it.” And he looked sourly at Mr. Binks, who blushed faintly and said:

“Well, deary me, if you’d only taken my advice—”

“No,” said Mr. Weezer firmly. “I do not like the animal bank, but I will not use dishonest methods against it. I leave it to you, Mrs. O’Halloran. Mr. Binks thinks that we should go up to the First Animal some night with a pick and shovel and dig into the vaults and take all the money and bring it down here. Then of course when Mr. Bean wants his money, it will not be there, and he will make the First Animal close up. Afterwards we can turn the money over to Mr. Bean, explaining that it was found somewhere or other. Don’t you agree that the First National should refuse to enter into any such dishonest transaction?”

“Why, Mr. Binks!” Freddy exclaimed. “Sure, it’s surprised at you I am, and you so open an’ honest-lookin’!”

“Well, ma’am—” began Mr. Binks, turning this time very red.

“Well ma’am me no well ma’am’s,” said Freddy severely. (And if you think it is an easy thing to say, just try it.) “Out upon you, sir! Fie!”

Mr. Binks seemed to get smaller, and he wiped his forehead and muttered something. But Freddy turned to Mr. Weezer.

“Often and often,” he said, “I’ve heard Mr. Bean praisin’ the honesty and goodness of bankers, ‘and particularly,’ he says, ‘Mr. Weezer of the First National. Now, there,’ he says, ‘is an upright man.’ No, no, Mr. Weezer; ’tis indeed hard to have this animal bank takin’ away your business, but ’tis not to be corrected by skulduggery. But now what would you say, sir, if I was to tell you that I could shut down the First Animal without any finaglin’ or skulduggery at all?”

“You, madam?” said Mr. Weezer, and he started to smile his thin little smile, and then decided better not, for who knew?—perhaps this funny old woman could really do something for him. He had better find out. So he said: “If you could do it, madam, there is scarcely anything you could not ask in return.”

“Ah, then,” said Freddy, “I’ll have to be thinkin’ up somethin’ to ask, for I’ll tell ye, sir, I’m as sure of bein’ able to do it as I am that my name’s Bridget O’Halloran.—Surer,” he added after a second.

“Then I shall not need your services any longer,” said Mr. Weezer to Mr. Binks. “Good afternoon, sir. Mr. Horgly will give you your pay.” And Mr. Binks went out muttering.

“Now, madam,” said Mr. Weezer.

But Freddy shook his head. He could not, he said, arrange to do as he had promised immediately. Mr. Weezer must give him a few days. Within the week, he gave his word, he would drop in at the bank and they could arrange matters. Mr. Weezer argued and argued, but Freddy was firm. He had to be firm because he didn’t know yet what he was going to ask Mr. Weezer to do for him in return. And at last Mr. Weezer gave in.

“Very well,” he said. “If I must wait, then I must wait. But about your savings, madam—wouldn’t you like to deposit them here for safekeeping?” And when Freddy said unwillingly: “Yes,” Mr. Weezer said: “And how large a sum is it, may I ask?”

Freddy looked in the shopping bag. There were three quarters and a nickel and a penny. “Eighteen cents,” he said.

And for the first and only time in his life Mr. Weezer’s glasses fell off at the mention of a sum under ten dollars. He put them back on his nose and stared at Freddy in amazement. “Your entire life savings?” he exclaimed. “Only—” Then he stopped himself. After all, the amount didn’t matter, though that was certainly the smallest amount for the entire life savings of a very old woman that he had ever heard of. So they went out and Freddy deposited the money, leaving only sixty-three cents in the shopping bag.

When this was done, Mr. Weezer, who didn’t want to lose sight of the only person who had shown any signs of being able to help the First National out of its difficulties, invited Freddy to lunch. But hungry as the pig was—and by now he really was beginning to feel a little faint—he refused. It wouldn’t do now for Mr. Weezer to find out what he was, and although he had very good table manners, and didn’t eat like a pig, he was afraid he might look like a pig when he ate. There is really quite a difference. Besides, he had to get away and think. So he said good-by to Mr. Weezer and went off down the street.

Next door to the bank there was a small restaurant called Ye Tidy Tea Shoppe. A bill of fare was pasted in the window, and Freddy stopped to look at it. As he looked, delicious smells puffed out of the restaurant door and up his nose, which wiggled eagerly in spite of him. Lunch was thirty cents, and he was just turning in when Mr. Weezer’s voice at his shoulder said: “Very good food they have here. Come along in with me, Mrs. O’Halloran, do.”

Freddy gulped. “No—no, thank you kindly, sir. I couldn’t eat a bite.” And he went on.

In a bakery down the street he bought some doughnuts and some buns and sat on a bench in the park and ate them, and then he felt better. While he was sitting there he saw several birds, among them a hawk, circling and wheeling above the town, and he knew they were some of Grover’s scouts, looking for him. But he felt perfectly safe.

He didn’t have enough money to stay at the hotel, so he went around to see the sheriff, who was a friend of his, and got permission to sleep in the barn. He told the sheriff he was working as a detective, on a case, so the sheriff didn’t ask any questions, but took him to a ball game, and after that to the movies, and when Freddy finally got to bed that night in the sheriff’s haymow, he was so full of peanuts and popcorn and chocolate bars which the sheriff had bought him that he could hardly get out of the gingham dress.