ONE THING SOMEONE just meeting me might want to know is why I have two first names. That was a question I always got when I was growing up, and the answer is that I’m named after both of my grandmothers. The Sarah part is there because when my mom was pregnant with me, her mom, Sarah, was thinking of giving her a car. The Mary part is there for my dad’s mom, who was really nice and already getting sick, so everyone was careful to call me Sarah-Mary each time, and they were in the habit by the time she died. My mom said that just before I was born, she’d thought about doing a combination name, like Sary or Marah, hoping that would make everybody happy. But then I showed up with dark hair and dark eyes, and she worried people would think I was foreign. She said for all she knew, I might have ended up on the registry, sent off to Nevada by mistake.
Of course, if someone was meeting me just now, and knew everything, probably the first question they would have is how a person like me ended up doing something so illegal that if I got caught, I’d be in serious trouble. Like, forget juvenile detention. I’d go to a real prison, or even solitary confinement, in part for my own protection. A lot of people would want to kill me, or at least throw rocks or spit as I went by.
I guess they’d have a case to make. But some of them might be surprised to learn that up until a few days ago, I’d never broken a law, not counting truancy. And getting a fake ID. And I guess using the fake ID to get into a club. But other than that, nothing.
Aunt Jenny says I’m still in need of moral guidance, so that’s where she’s coming from with all her rules that make me crazy: No swearing. No watching or listening to anything with swearing. No books with swearing. No books with smut or references to demons. No makeup, no nail polish, no bare shoulders. I can’t watch anything rated PG, and I’m fifteen years old. And forget the internet. Aunt Jenny’s got this thing on her computer that lets her always see what I’m doing on mine. Let me tell you, she stays on top of it.
She might be surprised to learn I’ve got my own rules for myself, just in the secrecy of my own head. I follow them because I’m the one who decided on them, so no spying or outside enforcement is necessary. One of my rules is that I keep my promises. In fact, keeping a promise is what got me into this whole situation of breaking the law.
I think for someone to really understand why I’ve done what I’ve done, and why I made the promise that started everything in the first place, I would probably need to go back and explain that eight months ago, on the first day of summer vacation, my mom drove me and my brother Caleb from Joplin, where we’d always lived and where we had all our friends, to Aunt Jenny’s house in Hannibal, which is way over on the other side of Missouri. Hannibal doesn’t even have half as many people as Joplin. When my mom drove us through the downtown on our way in, she kept saying it was “cute” and “quaint.” Caleb said something agreeable, even though he was sad, because that’s his way. I didn’t. To me, Hannibal looked like a town with nothing to do, and no friends to do it with.
We were supposed to just stay with my aunt for the summer. Our mom had gotten a job at a resort in Colorado, and she said she was going to make a ton of money, but she could only do it if she worked all the time, and anyway, she couldn’t afford a place out there big enough for all three of us. She said Aunt Jenny would take good care of us and make sure we had so much fun, and when she came back to get us in August, we’d all go down to St. Louis and spend some of the money she was going to make.
Even then, I knew enough about Aunt Jenny to highly doubt the fun part.
It turns out I shouldn’t have believed the part about our mom coming back in August, either, because now it’s January, a whole new year, and Caleb and I still live with Aunt Jenny in Hannibal. Our mom didn’t even come back for Christmas. As soon as she got out to Colorado, she met this guy Dan, and the only thing I know about him is that he has two houses: one in Denver, and another one up in the mountains so he doesn’t have a long drive when he wants to go skiing. When my mom met him, she made it sound like we’d all hit the jackpot, but really, it was just her. He might not even know Caleb and I exist. She’s sent money from Colorado, and sometimes presents, but what do we care about that? She knows her own sister, what she’s like: three hours of church every Sunday, and serious consequences if you slip up even once and say “Oh my God” instead of “Oh my goodness” or something weird like “oh by golly by gosh.”
Caleb is only eleven, and he just misses our mom. He’s not disgusted with her like I am. I do miss her sometimes. I’ll admit that. But from the start, I missed my freedom more.
Everybody at church is always telling Aunt Jenny how wonderful she is for taking us in. They say it right in front of us, like we’re homeless dogs who can’t understand, who should just wag our little tails and be grateful for our kibble. I’ve picked up that Aunt Jenny probably talks down on our mom to anyone who will listen, because nobody she introduces us to ever asks one word about her, or if we’re homesick for Joplin. They just tell us how lucky we are to have such a loving aunt, and to be in Hannibal, where we’re safe and loved. If Aunt Jenny’s standing there to hear, which she usually is, she lowers her eyes and smiles like she’s waiting for angel wings to pop out of the back of one of her cardigan sweater sets so she can fly on up to heaven with everyone watching, cue the applause.
Sometimes I feel ungrateful, thinking of Aunt Jenny like that. She does take care of us. She buys the groceries. She makes sure we have shoes that fit. She drives us to school and picks us up on time. I know she means well. She’s come right out and said that she’s trying to undo some of the damage my mom’s done to us, and trying to set a better example. But the thing is, we were way happier living with my mom. It’s true her ex-boyfriend in Joplin sold weed for a living, but they broke up like two years ago, after he got arrested. Aunt Jenny still makes a big deal out of this, calling him only “the drug dealer” and not his name, which was Tom, and ignoring that he was always pretty nice to us. I’ve got the address for the prison where he is, and Caleb and I sent him cards on his birthday and Christmas, trying to cheer him up.
Early on, I told Aunt Jenny maybe she would set a better example if she wasn’t always saying bad stuff about our mom or Tom. I think bad stuff about my mom all the time, but it’s different if someone else says it. And it’s not like I say bad things about her in front of Caleb, the way Aunt Jenny does.
After I made that suggestion to Aunt Jenny, she didn’t seem to like me so much. Now when she gets mad at me, which is all the time, she tells me if I don’t watch it, and if I don’t reach for the hand extended to me now, I’m going to end up like my mom. I’m going to be selfish and flaky, the kind of person who drops off her kids with somebody else so she can go do what she likes. Or I’ll end up like my dad. She says I need to let Jesus into my heart, even more than most people do, because obviously, whether you’re talking nature or nurture, the cards are stacked against me.
I guess they are. I can’t argue with one thing: our mom really did leave us, and she keeps on doing it. She calls sometimes to say she misses us, which makes me so mad I can barely talk. Caleb still falls for it. Or pretends to. He’s a little kid, but he isn’t stupid. He must know that if she really missed us, she’d come back.
The only good thing about coming to Hannibal was meeting Tess Villalobos, though I barely get to see her anymore. When I was at Hannibal High, we hung out every day. Tess is a senior, and I’m a sophomore, but we had morning study hall together in the cafeteria. There were something like sixty kids in there and just one teacher, so it was easy to go up separately and say you had to go to the bathroom, and then just meet in the parking lot. Tess has a nice truck, with tinted windows and speakers that could blow your ears out. Usually we’d drive over to the river and eat wasabi almonds from the big bag she kept under her seat, and we’d listen to music and talk, looking down at the water and out at the riverbank on the Illinois side. We’d always get back to school in time for third period. I wish we would have kept doing that, and not done the thing that ruined my life. But there was this perfect day in October, the sky bright and all the mugginess gone. Some of the trees along the river had just started to turn, and I love it when leaves go orange against a blue sky.
That day, when it was time to drive back to school, Tess squinted through the windshield, nodded once, and decided we should drive to St. Louis. If we left now, she said, we could be there by noon.
“Right now?” I asked. I was still crunching on almonds.
“Right now,” she said.
She couldn’t believe I’d never been to the Arch. She said if you grew up in Hannibal, the Arch and Mark Twain’s house were the two field trips you could bet on. Mark Twain’s boyhood home is right in Hannibal, and people come from all over the world to see it. They stand around taking pictures of this little plaque by Tom Sawyer’s fence, even though it wasn’t really his fence, because Tom Sawyer didn’t really exist. The people of Hannibal know how to cash in—they’ve got a Mark Twain Avenue and Huckleberry Heights Drive, a Mark Twain Dinette and a Mark Twain Brew Company. They’ve got a big sign downtown that says America’s Hometown, as if Mark Twain was the same as America, which, if you break it down, doesn’t make a whole lot of sense.
“I’ve been sick of Mark Twain since fourth grade,” Tess said, triple-wrapping a ponytail holder around the top of the almond bag. “But I never get tired of the Arch. You get up to the top, and you’re so high up, let me tell you, it’s a view. It’d be zip on a day like this.” She put the almonds under the driver’s seat and poked my leg with her sparkly fingernail. “Come on. We leave now, we can go up to the Arch, come down to have lunch, and be back before your aunt gets home. I’ll buy your admission ticket.”
If you didn’t know Tess and were just talking to her for the first time, you might think she was on drugs. She gets really excited about things that don’t make other people excited, like Jack Kerouac books, or a new song by Sketchy, or even the way sunlight happens to be reflecting off a particular cloud. Her eyes are so big that there’s usually just a little white showing above and below her irises, so even when she’s just sitting there, being calm, she looks pretty revved up. When she gets excited, her eyes can look ready to pop out at you, like one of those rubber toys you squeeze.
So maybe I was a little hypnotized, looking at her pop-out eyes. Or maybe I just wanted to go. I’d only been to St. Louis once, at night, to get fake IDs with Tess. And she was right. It was a perfect day.
“I knew you’d say yes.” She was already backing up her truck, turning up the music. “Sarah-Mary, you’re worth three seniors any day.”
On the way down, we bought energy drinks, slammed them down fast, and sang with Sketchy into the empty cans. Tess leaned her head out the window, her blond hair slicked back by the wind, and shouted, “Stop acting so small! You are the universe in ecstatic motion!” to the drivers of other cars and to uninterested cows. Maybe she read those lines somewhere. Maybe she made them up. I don’t know. But I started saying them too, like I meant every word, which at the time, I did. “Stop acting so small! You are the universe in ecstatic motion!” I think some people have to do drugs to feel that good, but we just had the energy drinks in us, and the cool wind coming in through the windows, and the music so loud you could feel the bass pumping in your chest like it was your own heartbeat.
I was still feeling good when we parked and got out to look up at the Arch, which was bigger and more impressive than I’d thought it would be, the metal of it glinting in the sun. Before you go up into the Arch, you go through security and then underground to the history museum part. While we were down there, I took a picture of Tess in front of a covered wagon, and she took one of me beside a stuffed buffalo, holding my palm out to it like I was getting ready to feed it some oats and pat its big head. That whole time, I felt fine. It was only when we had to get in the elevators to go up to the top that I started feeling weird.
I don’t know what I was expecting—of course the Arch wouldn’t have normal elevators. But the thing the attendant told us to climb into was more like a pod, something you’d see in a spaceship or a ride at an amusement park, with five plastic seats in a tight circle and just one window that wasn’t even as big as my head. We had to sit with our shoulders hunched, and they put an Asian family in with us, two parents and a kid, all of us trying hard not to touch knees or look at each other’s faces. The mom said something to the kid in another language, then took a picture of him with her phone.
“Where are you all from?” Tess asked, because she’s like that. They smiled like they had no idea what she was saying. Then the man got it and said “Japan,” though with his accent, it took me a second to understand. I guess even Tess thought another question might be too much work, as that was as far as the conversation went, which was fine with me. I was already starting to feel uneasy, thinking that the pod should have seat belts, or at least something to hang on to.
“It’s not a long ride,” Tess whispered. I guess she could see how I was feeling. I never thought of myself as claustrophobic, but when the attendant shut and locked the door, the one little window got covered up, and there was a humming sound, and then a big clank, and it was hard not to worry about what would happen if there was a power outage and we got stuck. Then we started to move up pretty fast, and you could feel we were going up at a diagonal. My stomach squeezed upward, sort of in an opposite diagonal, and it started to seem likely I would have to throw up in front of the Japanese family, or maybe on them, as there wasn’t any room to turn away.
I put my head against my knees and counted to ten, and then twenty. And then a hundred. Tess patted my shoulder, saying it would be okay, that it would be so worth it when we got to the top, and we could look down at the Mississippi River and the barges, and all the buildings, and the stadium where the Cardinals play.
“Stay with me, Sarah-Mary,” she said, still patting. “You’re going to tough it out. You’re going to be fine.”
Finally, we clanked to a stop. When I raised my head, the Japanese family was looking at me all worried, even the little kid. The mom offered me a plastic water bottle, sealed, out of her purse, which was really just so nice. They let me out first, and Tess said, “It’s okay. I’m right behind you,” but then there were stairs and it was kind of dark, and all the people were getting out of the other pods and moving past me up the stairs to where you could see daylight coming in. I felt like everything was swinging, and I thought it was just me, and then I heard somebody at the top say, “Whoa! Cool. You can feel the whole thing swaying in the breeze.”
I guess that’s when I fainted.
I understand that they had to call the paramedics. It’s a small space up there, narrow, with a lot of people, and Tess said I looked kind of dead for a minute, lying on the hard steps with my eyes closed and mouth open. She said she was so scared she wasn’t even thinking about getting in trouble. They asked her my name and age, and she told them. Even after I was fine again, sitting up and drinking water, they said they had to call my parents.
To say Aunt Jenny overreacted about the Arch Incident would be an understatement. As soon as we got back to Hannibal, she had me tested for drugs. I’m absolutely serious. I had to go to her doctor, that very day, and pee in a cup. You would think she’d feel dumb when I tested negative, but nope. She was still crazy mad. She said she wasn’t so upset that I had missed school as the fact that I had left Marion County. She told me I wasn’t allowed to see Tess anymore. Not under any circumstances. She said she was saving me from myself, whether I liked it or not. I was thinking, okay, fine, I’ll see Tess at school, and after a while, Aunt Jenny will calm down.
But the next day, she pulled me right out of Hannibal High and enrolled me in Berean Baptist.
I don’t know where to start about what’s wrong with Berean Baptist. First of all, it’s not a real building. It’s a double-wide trailer that somebody brought in on the back of a truck. It’s good there are only nineteen kids that go there—I mean total, like K through 12—because we’re packed in pretty tight, with everyone’s cube facing a wall. That’s right, I said cube. I sit facing a wall all day, and there’s a wooden divider on each side of me. The dividers go from the height of my desk to how tall I am when I stand up, so when I’m sitting between them, it’s like being a horse wearing blinders. Which is exactly the point. Same concept. There’s just one teacher for everyone, Mrs. Harrison, but she’s more like a monitor than a teacher—she doesn’t get up and talk to the class, as we all sit facing the walls. There’s no chalkboard or video screen, nothing like that. Berean Baptist uses these workbooks called Light and Learning, ordered from the national headquarters, and everybody just sits in their cube and does their assigned workbooks, from the little kindergartners to the one guy who’s eighteen and already looks like he could be the dad of one of the kindergartners. If you don’t get through your scheduled workbook on time, or if you don’t do it right, you lose recess, and if you really fall behind, you get spanked. With a wooden paddle. I’m not lying.
I haven’t gotten spanked, but I heard it happen to Jeremiah, who sits on my right. He’s got allergies or something, and I always hear him sniffing on the other side of the divider. When he got spanked, they took him into the office, but the walls are thin, pretty much plywood. They made him pray first. Pastor Rasmussen said, “Foolishness is bound up in the heart of a child; the rod of discipline will remove it far from him,” and then Mrs. Harrison said, “Amen,” and then Pastor Rasmussen told Jeremiah he needed to say amen too. He said, “Amen,” and then I could hear it, each whack of the paddle loud enough to make me flinch. Jeremiah cried out on the third one, and then there was another.
Jeremiah told me later that he was supposed to get just three, but if you cry out, you get extra. He said you have to lean over and put your hands around your ankles, which sounds really embarrassing—I mean, Jeremiah’s older than I am. But really, Pastor Rasmussen and Mrs. Harrison are the ones who should be embarrassed, hitting kids with wooden paddles. I said that to Jeremiah, and he just looked at me.
We do get to turn around and talk to each other at lunchtime, and twice a day we go outside for recess. But there’s no monkey bars for the little kids or anything. They’ve just got a cordoned-off section of the parking lot with a basketball hoop on one end and a bucket of sidewalk chalk on the other. But being out there is fun compared to the rest of the day, when you’re back in your cube, and if you turn around for even a second, that’s a demerit. You’re not allowed to raise your hand—you have to use the flag system. So here’s what that is: everybody gets two miniature flags—the American flag, and the Christian flag. At the top of each desk divider, they’ve drilled these little holes for the flagpoles, which are about the size of a drinking straw. If you need to go to the bathroom, you put the American flag up on your divider, and you wait for Mrs. Harrison to come by and touch your shoulder; that’s how you have permission to go. If you need help with a workbook, you put up the Christian flag, which is white with a blue square and a little red cross in the corner.
But like I said, Mrs. Harrison isn’t really a teacher. I once asked her if I should write “between you and me” or “between you and I,” and all she did was tug on her braid with this panicky look on her face, staring hard at the sentence, and then at me, until she wrinkled her nose and said, “It don’t matter none. Just keep going.” Another time, I could hear Jeremiah on the other side of my divider asking her about how electricity works, and Mrs. Harrison got all excited and whispered to him that electricity was a mystery, and that our relationship to it was a little like our relationship with God: we can know what electricity does, but we can’t comprehend what it is.
I knew that wasn’t right. I’m not Ms. Science or anything, but I remembered Mr. Petch at Hannibal High showing us a Bohr model of an atom and talking about valence electrons, the ones on the outside hopping from one atom to another because similar charges don’t like each other, and how all that hopping can turn into a current with a charge. So without taking the time to consider the pros and cons of my actions, I leaned around the divider and said to Jeremiah, “I thought it had something to do with valence electrons.”
Mrs. Harrison told me to hush and gave me a demerit. Three demerits in one week means a spanking, so I didn’t say anything else.
Another crazy thing about Berean Baptist is the dress code. The boys, even the little ones, have to wear ties and belts and keep their hair short. Girls have to wear dresses that go below the knee, and when it’s cold out, we have to wear knee socks, not tights. Berean Baptist shares Aunt Jenny’s suspicion of bare shoulders, but they’re also weird about the backs of girls’ necks. True story. You’re not allowed to wear your hair in a high ponytail. If you wear a ponytail, you have to pull it low. I could not for the life of me figure this one out, so I asked Mrs. Harrison, who told me in a whisper, like it was just a secret between us girls, that the back of the female neck was a “known erogenous zone,” and they didn’t want the boys to get distracted. Well, that threw me. I mean, I’m okay-looking. Let’s just say guys have shown interest, both at Hannibal High and back in Joplin. But if just the sight of the back of my neck has ever made one of them have an instant erection or fall out of his chair in a convulsion of lust, I guess I missed it.
But the worst part about Berean Baptist is that I don’t have any friends there. There are only two other girls even close to my age, Michelle and Shawna, and—surprise, surprise—they’re both pretty uptight. Once, we were outside waiting in line to play foursquare, and I pointed out that Mrs. Harrison’s breath usually smelled like cigarettes when she came out of the bathroom, which is 100 percent true, and Shawna looked at Michelle as if she was completely grossed out, like I’d farted or something, and said, “You shall not bear a false report. Do not join your hand with a wicked man to be a malicious witness,” and then turned back to me and said, “Exodus twenty-three,” as if that settled the matter.
Which it didn’t.
Even before Berean Baptist, I had a pretty dim view of religion. Aunt Jenny’s church isn’t as bad as Berean Baptist—you can show your knees and the back of your neck. Still, when we go to the marathon services every Sunday, it all just sounds like made-up stories to me, nothing you should take so seriously that you have to be rude to people. Just because the Bible was written a long time ago doesn’t mean it’s true or even particularly smart, and some of it makes zero sense and is even pretty creepy. That thing about Abraham being all ready to kill his own son because God tells him to? He only stops because God tells him to stop, and if not, he would have gone ahead with it? That’s not a good story. That’s messed up. See, that’s why I’m glad I have my own rules. I wouldn’t kill my own son, or even an innocent ram that happened to wander by, because I thought God told me to. I mean, what’s the difference between that and a crazy person today hearing voices and then killing somebody? Not much.
So all those hours when we’re at church, I mostly sit and think my own thoughts, like how pretty the sunlight looks coming in through the stained glass, or how much time I have left before I can leave. Caleb, on the other hand, loves church. But he still goes to Sunday school, and he said his teacher, this big-hipped woman who wears a ton of blush, is a wonderful person, with the softest, sweetest voice he ever heard, and everything she says to him makes him feel better. He told me that for him, Sunday school at Aunt Jenny’s church has been the best thing about coming to Hannibal. He says sometimes he feels like he can’t breathe and his heart starts pounding too hard because he gets so worried about our mom not coming back, and then he thinks about Jesus looking after him, and looking after her, and me, and even Aunt Jenny, and then he feels okay. He told me once that it was nice to have somebody like Jesus to think about, somebody he could admire and try to be like.
As soon as he said this, I could see he felt bad, like he worried I would take it as he didn’t want to be like me. But I knew what he meant. I know Caleb loves me. He likes me, too. He started listening to Sketchy as soon as I did, and he’s always wanting to come in my room and hang out. But we both know he’s a lot nicer than I am. He’s pretty much the nicest person I know. So if he wants to look up to somebody in that area, I guess it better be Jesus.
Still, I don’t think it’s true, what Aunt Jenny said about me needing Jesus, or any religion for that matter, for me to turn out okay. A person can think for herself about what being good is, and then just try to do it because it’s the right thing to do, whether there’s a God watching or not. And I know that Aunt Jenny would heartily disagree that I’m on the right path, and now, given what I’ve been up to, so would a lot of other people. But I’ve been thinking for myself, more and more, and that’s still pretty much my plan.
This is how pathetic my life in Hannibal is: the most freedom I have, the best parts of my week, are the hours I’m working at Dairy Queen. I got a job there last summer because it’s the only place in town that will hire you before you’re sixteen. They didn’t give me a lot of hours at first, but I was fast and neat and friendly to all the customers, and I didn’t whine when it was my turn to clean the bathrooms. By the end of the summer, I was almost full-time. I had to go back down to part-time when school started, but I’d already made enough to pay for my phone every month, with quite a bit left over.
Plus everybody at work is pretty nice, and there’s an old laptop in the break room. When I’m down there by myself, I can watch anything I want. Tess comes by to see me sometimes, and she’ll hang around and do her homework in one of the booths until I’m on break. When my break comes, we go sit out at one of the picnic tables, or if it’s cold out, my manager is nice about letting her come down to the break room with me. It’s not like it’s a super fun place to hang out, though, and it’s not like Tess doesn’t have other friends who could actually go and do fun things with her. Sometimes I worry she just feels guilty about getting me to go to the Arch and in so much trouble, and that’s why she still comes around.
Other people I knew from public school have come by when I’m working, allegedly to see me, but they were mostly just looking for free food, which, sorry, I cannot give. Tess never even asks. She gets out money for whatever she orders. That’s not as big a deal for her, of course, as she gets more from her allowance than I do from my paychecks, and all she has to do is stay in school and keep her truck filled with gas.
But free ice cream, especially ice cream with toppings, is a pretty big deal for Caleb. Aunt Jenny is anti-sugar, unless you count the molasses cookies she makes, which no one should. My manager lets us take a dessert home after every shift, so I always make something elaborate and bring it home for Caleb. It was harder to sneak things to him in the summer and the fall, but now that it’s cold out, and dark by the time I get home, my window ledge is my mini-fridge. When I come back from work, I set the DQ bag outside on my ledge. And then I come in through the back door, tell Aunt Jenny I’m going to do my homework, and head back to my room. Caleb knows he can knock anytime.
On the last night of winter break, I made him a sundae with extra whipped cream and brownies. When he came to my room, I took it off my window ledge and gave it to him with a little curtsy, saying, “Here you go, monsieur,” before I went to shut my window against the cold. He said thank you, but he didn’t look as thrilled as I thought he would. Usually it’s pretty easy to make him happy.
“What’s the matter?” I asked. “You sad that school’s starting up again?” I pulled my curtain closed too. Hannibal is tiny, and like my mom said, quaint—but there could still be some creeper out there looking in.
He sat on my carpet, his back against the wall. He had the plump cheeks he’d had since he was a baby, but he already looked so much older than he had in Joplin, at least two inches taller, and all his light curls cut short. He was wearing the Sketchy shirt I got him for Christmas, and it made his arms look pale and skinny.
“I watched the news with Aunt Jenny,” he said, setting the sundae beside him on the carpet without eating any of it. He didn’t even take off the lid.
I sighed and sat on my bed. We’d been over this. Caleb isn’t the kind of person who can watch the news and go on with his day or his evening. He gets upset when he hears about anybody, I mean anybody, suffering. Doesn’t matter to him if the person is right here in Hannibal or in Miami or in China or in Timbuktu. That’s his natural personality. And it’s worse now that he goes to Sunday school, as not only does he get upset about people being poor or hungry or beaten in jail, he thinks he needs to be like Jesus and do something about it. He seriously asks himself WWJD? about the problems of people he’s never met.
I understand it really is terrible to hear about people, no matter where they live, starving to death, or getting blown up or shot. And don’t even talk to me about what happens to animals in this world. But Aunt Jenny’s got the cable news on in the living room all the time, and if I let myself get caught up in all the sadness being reported, I’d never get through the day.
“You can’t worry about everybody, Caleb. It’s not your fault bad things happen.”
He looked up at me, confused, like one of us had missed part of the conversation. “I know,” he said. “But it’s still sad.” He brought his knees up, pressing a palm on each. “They showed a bunch of Muslims getting taken away to Nevada. You know. They were getting on the buses.”
I picked up his sundae and put it back out on the ledge. I knew this might take a while.
“What did Aunt Jenny say?” I asked. This was sort of a lame question. I already knew the answer. Aunt Jenny had told me more than once she thought the containment was long overdue. She said she’d known it needed to happen years ago, before I was even born. She’d known since September 11.
“That if I wanted to be sad it was a free country.” Caleb drummed his fingers on his knees. “But that we couldn’t have them shooting up grocery stores and trying to assassinate people. And that we shouldn’t keep spending tax dollars to protect them so they can buy more bombs to blow us up.”
Aunt Jenny and I didn’t agree on much, but that sounded right to me. “Well. I know you don’t want that to keep happening.”
It was true. Every time something bad happened, Caleb acted as if he knew the people who died. He got that upset.
“And you know,” I said. “A lot of people live in Nevada because they like it. It’s not like it’s a terrible place.”
He shook his head. “I’m going to show you. Can I use your computer?”
I almost said no. I didn’t feel like getting all bummed out, and it seemed like I already knew what I needed to know. But I wanted Caleb to know that somebody besides Jesus cared about him and would listen to him when he was upset. There’s something about Caleb’s face, even now that he looks older, that always makes me want to be gentle with him, even when I don’t think he’s making sense. He looks a lot like our dad, the pictures I’ve seen of him.
So the video was pretty much what I thought it would be: a bunch of Arabic-looking people, some of them dressed normal, but a lot of the women with scarves covering their hair, getting on buses with their roller suitcases and backpacks and car seats and crying babies. The police were there, wearing helmets, holding back the crowd that was trying to get at the Muslims. Somebody had a sign that said MUSLIMS OUT NOW, which was a little redundant, because yeah, that’s what was happening. The camera zeroed in on this one Muslim guy with a cello case who was yelling at the reporter that he didn’t want to go to Nevada, that he wanted to keep playing in the orchestra in Michigan, and that his mother was too sick to travel and had to leave the cat she’d had for years, not to mention the house that his father had worked his whole life to pay for. This man was still yelling when all at once he sounded like he was going to cry, his voice going high and shaky. Caleb’s eyes, steady on the screen, turned shiny, like if this man he didn’t even know was crying, well then, he better cry too.
“Aw, Caleb,” I said, but in a nice way, because I actually love that my little brother is so sweet, always thinking everybody’s good like he is. I sat back on my bed. “For all we know, there’s a bomb or a machine gun in that cello case. It’s sad about the cat, but they gotta go.” I squinted. “And he might be lying. I don’t even know that Muslims can have cats. I’m serious. Not indoor ones, at least.”
I wasn’t a hundred percent sure if that was true or not. I’d never known any Muslims myself. There was the one guy who worked at the Pick-A-Dilly on Market Street who looked and talked like he might have been from somewhere Middle Eastern, but I don’t know for sure. Anyway, he’s not there anymore.
Caleb sat in my desk chair, staring at the freeze-frame of the man. “I think he really just had a cello.”
“It’s for their own protection, Caleb.” I got up and walked over to him, patting his shoulder. Even when he was sitting in a chair, his head reached my elbow now. “And ours.”
But he just kept looking at the freeze-frame of the man.
That’s when I heard the first tap against my window. And then two taps. Then two more. Now I’ve seen enough horror movies, and enough of my own imaginings, to know that when you hear something tapping against your window at night, you don’t just get up and go peek out so whatever’s out there can bust through the glass and grab you or at least make you scream.
But Caleb heard it too, and of course he just turned around all calm, like the first-killed in a zombie movie, and pulled back the curtain. And there’s Tess, standing out there in the cold, her bug eyes staring back at us, her face lit up by her phone, wearing her hat with the cat ears, so she really didn’t look fully human. Caleb gave a startled cry.
“Shh!” I said. “It’s just Tess.”
“What’s happening back there?” Aunt Jenny was still watching the news in the living room.
I held up a finger to Tess and turned around to crack open my bedroom door. “Caleb stubbed his toe.” I could see down the hall to where the back of Aunt Jenny’s head just cleared the edge of her recliner. “He’s okay now.”
I closed my door. There wasn’t a lock. Of course there wasn’t. But Aunt Jenny’s recliner was hard to get out of, even for me. It would take more than a stubbed toe to get her vertical.
Tess is tall, with long, skinny legs, so it was no problem for her to climb into my room without knocking Caleb’s sundae off the ledge. She knew enough to be quiet, but I was still nervous, whispering for her to sit on the floor of my closet. I was thinking if I heard Aunt Jenny coming, I could just turn my head and act like I’d been to talking to Caleb, who was still sitting at my desk, smiling now. He likes Tess. Back when I was still allowed to go over to her house, I sometimes brought him with me, and Tess would make him a plate of cheese and crackers and let him play video games while we talked or did her nails. Or sometimes she’d play with him. She’s really good at this one game where your guy or girl jumps out of an airplane, and you have to shoot all the people on the ground who are shooting up at you while remembering to open your parachute on time. At first, Caleb was a little freaked out by all the shooting and the blood coming out of people’s heads, and the ways they’d go “Ugh” and “Ahh!” when they got shot. But Tess told him it was all just play, just imagination, and there was no harm in them playing because they were both the kind of people who would never shoot anybody in real life. He was okay after that. I could tell Tess was letting him win sometimes, because she’s really good. She plays with her dad almost every day when he comes home from work.
Once Tess was settled on the floor of my closet, she took off her hat, and her hair had enough static in it to start floating up toward my clothes. “Sorry,” she whispered. Her cheeks were still pink from the cold. “I couldn’t get to the Queen before the end of your shift.”
This is what it had come to. She had to come to my window to talk to me, like we were Romeo and Juliet. She couldn’t even call or text. After the Arch Incident, Aunt Jenny checked my phone bill, the one I was paying, every month for Tess’s number, and she said if she saw it again, she’d take it away. It was like taxation without representation. Completely unfair, but what else was new? The plan was expensive, and Tess was the only person I really talked to, so when the contract ran out, I canceled.
I lowered myself to the floor, facing her. Nervous as I was, I was so grateful. She’d come to visit me in prison.
She pushed a sweater sleeve away from her face. “I wanted to tell you I’m going to Puerto Rico tomorrow. My mom has to go there for work, and she’s taking me. It was all kind of last minute. I won’t be back till Friday.”
I couldn’t tell if she was joking. It seemed like a crazy thing to say for a Sunday night in early January. Or anytime, really. But Tess was always getting to go places. The summer before I met her, her parents had taken her to France. She’d been to Holland, too. There’s a picture of her standing in a field of red tulips on the Villalobos refrigerator. I’d been to Kansas, Arkansas, and Oklahoma, but only because their borders are all within an hour’s drive from Joplin. I’d never even been to Illinois, and it was just across the river from Hannibal.
“What about school?” I asked. “You’re going to miss a whole week?”
“My mom said she’d make it educational. She’s going to take me to an art museum in Ponce to see her favorite painting.”
I had to fake a smile. It would be annoying of me to act all pouty and jealous, and I especially didn’t want to act that way in front of Caleb, who was just sitting there and watching us like we were having the most exciting conversation in the history of the planet. But I did feel jealous. I’d never even heard of Ponce, and the city’s name had rolled right off Tess’s tongue. That was probably because of her mom, who’d been an art history major. She’d been a nude model when she was in school and said it was fine, not embarrassing, because it was about art. Now she did indexing for some journal and still packed Tess a lunch every morning before school.
It made me kind of crazy sometimes, to think how different Tess’s life was from mine. She didn’t have to go to Berean Baptist. She had her truck. She lived with her mom and dad. She drove up to see her aunt and uncle in Omaha sometimes, by herself, just because she felt like it. And all because she got born into a different family than I did. That was it. But when I got to feeling too screwed over, I knew to get ahold of myself. I know I’m lucky, relatively speaking. I mean, all kinds of Mexicans and Central Americans were always dying of heat and dehydration trying to cross the border into America through the desert, and that’s when people weren’t going down to shoot at them. And lucky me, I just got to live in this country because it happened to be where I was born. It’s not like I did anything to deserve it. So, you know, everything’s relative.
“I’m sorry,” Tess said. “I didn’t know if I should tell you.” She looked up at Caleb. “Did you know as soon as your sister turns eighteen, we’re going to travel all over the country together? We’re just going to go, for the whole summer. It’ll be like Jack Kerouac, part two.”
Caleb doesn’t know who Jack Kerouac is, but he just said “Really?” and looked excited for me. I was grateful she’d gotten his mind off the Muslims, but I didn’t know what I thought about this Kerouac plan of hers. Tess had been talking about this future road trip for a while, how we were going to go out to California, then up to Washington State, then back across Montana and North Dakota, down to Chicago and then all the way up and east to New England and down again to New York City, because that’s probably where she’d be in college. We’d save the South for a winter trip.
I’d told her I would do it if we could take her truck, or if I could save up enough by then to buy my own. But she had this crazy idea of wanting to hitchhike. She said Kerouac hitched, and so did Bob Dylan. I pointed out they were both men, and that a couple of girls hitchhiking were likely to end up raped and murdered.
“That’s what they want you to think,” Tess argued. By they she meant the media. “They like to keep us scared, making a big deal of the few girl hitchhikers who get killed, and ignoring all the ones who get around just fine.”
I guess she had her own experience to consider. She’d hitched all over Holland no problem. She said lots of people did over there, men and women alike, and that even over here we would be fine, especially if there were two of us. She said the trick was to ask for rides at a gas station, so if somebody said yes, you’d have the chance to check them out and decide if they were drunk or high or a creeper. And you let them see you take a picture of their license plate and text it to somebody, just as a precaution, before you even got in. She said if it would make me feel better, we could just get rides with women, and that Gloria Steinem herself said she didn’t drive because that way the adventures could begin as soon as she left her door.
I don’t know. I knew I could definitely use an adventure. I’d even say I was in desperate need of one. But I’d rather do it in my own car. I was thinking it would take me more than a few minutes of talking at a gas station to know if somebody was dangerous. A person with bad intentions can fake it for a while.
Tess stretched her long legs out of the closet, and a nugget of melting snow slid off the toe of her boot. She looked up at Caleb, and then at me. “So what have you all been up to?”
I glanced at my computer. The screen had gone dark, thankfully. I wasn’t going to bring up the video, or how Caleb had been upset. Tess told me once that she knew some Muslims. Her aunt by marriage in Omaha is black, and she was never Muslim, but she had a couple of black Muslim friends, and then those friends had Muslim friends who were from Syria, either recently or a few generations back. Tess said the Muslims she’d met at her aunt and uncle’s were all fine, even the ones from other countries. But this is coming from someone who’d prefer to get into a stranger’s car when she has her own, who never thinks anything bad will happen to her, probably because nothing ever has.
In any case, I didn’t want her telling Caleb how nice these Muslims in Omaha had been, because he’d just get more upset. He was being quiet, resting his chin on the back of the chair.
“Same old, same old,” I said.
I hated how boring I sounded, but what was I going to say? At school, I sat in my little cube all day, working on Light and Learning. After that, I fried onion rings and french fries for a few hours, unless I got lucky and my manager put me on drive-thru. That all sounded pretty pathetic compared to going to Puerto Rico to see some painting. Plus I was getting nervous. Aunt Jenny could move fast and quiet sometimes, wearing just her socks, and if she came back and found Tess in here, my life would get even worse. She’d probably put an alarm on my window or take my bedroom door off its hinges.
I stood up. Tess got the message and held out her hands for me to pull her up too.
“I’d send you a postcard.” She pulled her cat hat back over her hair. “But I guess I better not.”
“Just bring back some sun.” Through the window, even in the dark, I could see a frozen layer of snow in the yard. “Lucky you. It’s going to be all warm and lovely there, isn’t it?”
She nodded, but she didn’t smile. I shimmied the window open and got Caleb’s sundae out of her way. But she just stood there, looking back at me with her big eyes, the icy air drifting in.
“I wish I could rescue you,” she said. “You’re a whole lot of fun when you’re not stuck in here. But you won’t be stuck in here forever.”
It almost hurt, how good it felt to hear her say that. Sometimes, sitting in my cube, I started to feel like nobody cared about me at all, except for Caleb, who cared about everyone. And I was glad to know Tess remembered that I’d once been a lot of fun. I felt my eyes go hot, and I lowered my head. I didn’t want Caleb to see me cry either.
“All right,” I said, when I was okay again. “Just come by when you get back. You can send me a postcard in your head. And I’ll send you one from hell.”
After she’d gone, I held the sundae out to Caleb. “You want this or not?”
He nodded and got up to take the cup. I turned back and left the window open for a while, my hand resting on the sill. It was true. I wouldn’t be stuck here, or at Berean Baptist, forever. But a part of me wanted to climb out the window too, right out into the cold night, and just start walking. I didn’t need to go to Puerto Rico. I just wanted a little freedom, to be able to make my own decisions about how I lived. I knew Caleb would forgive me if I left him, because that’s the way he is. I wouldn’t forgive myself, though. And anyway, Aunt Jenny would call the police.
It was a free country, but not for everyone.
“She’s gonna come back,” Caleb said. He was still at my desk, and he paused to slide a spoonful of sundae between his lips. I could tell by the way he’d said the words, like some kind of prophecy, very serious, that he wasn’t talking about Tess. “She is,” he said. “I’ve been praying about it every night. She’s going to come back and get us.”
I didn’t say anything. Even I had hope. If he had his own way of going about hoping, good for him.
And I still think it was just a coincidence. I mean, nothing happened the next day, except the sun came out and melted all the snow. But the day after that, Tuesday, Mrs. Harrison tapped me on my shoulder and said Aunt Jenny was on the phone, and that I could take the call in the office, which is the little room where Jeremiah had been spanked. I was scared, thinking maybe something happened to my mother, but when I got on the phone, it was my mother.
“Act like I’m Jenny,” she said.
“Okay,” I said. Pastor Rasmussen was at his desk. The paddle hung by a hook on the wall. DO NOT SPARE was stenciled in black across the spanking part.
“I’m leaving Denver now, driving.” She sounded out of breath. “Dan turned out to be no good. I’m getting a late start, and I’ll have to stop for the night. I don’t want Jenny to even know I’m coming, so don’t say anything. I know where that crazy school is. Get yourself out by the Kwik Shop on the corner by two o’clock tomorrow. I’ll be there to pick you up, and then we’ll get your brother.”