Our Brother Is an Idiot

“Who was that?” J asks.

“That was my lawyer, you know, the one K got me. I guess I’m not a murder suspect anymore.”

“Hey, that’s great news,” J says, offering a fist bump. I don’t leave him hanging.

“Still . . .” I start, then pause.

“What? Is there something else?”

“Yeah but it’s odd, the lawyer kept mentioning the situation with K last night.”

“With K? What situation?”

“He didn’t say. Did K have a meeting or event last night?”

“Some meeting, I think,” J says after a moment. “Some nomination prelim for his party.”

My mind explodes in realization. I remember finding those membership forms in the storeroom. “Shit,” I say, jumping to my feet. I rush down to the storeroom, J right behind me.

I throw open the box marked taxes and rummage through the papers. “Where are they? Where are they? K, I hope you weren’t being an idiot.”

“What are you talking about?” J says, trying to see what I’m doing. “What are you looking for? Why is our brother an idiot?”

The papers are still there. But the Chromebook is gone. I step away and sit down on the floor. A deep sigh.

“What?” J says, kicking me gently to get my attention. “What?”

I look up at him. “Our brother is an idiot.”