Dear Ms. Sincere Jones,
These witches are getting on my last nerves. Check it; I got three baby mamas and three children. Yep, I do. Before you judge me, the third one was a mistake. This chick told me, “I am using birth control, and I cannot get pregnant.” What happen nine months from that statement? Poof! She ended up pregnant. I’ll never trust a female that uses that line again. They must be on their cycle at one time. They are all asking for child support and other items for our kids. I told them that I am doing the best that I can. I am working at Wendy’s. I am nobody’s rich dad. I know I was good at computer science in high school. I have always loved technology. Maybe I will look into when I find the time. They know I spend time with my children. When I hang out with the fellas, my mom watches the girls. These witches get their panties in a bunch because I want to have a good time. What’s the big deal? My mom is a responsible adult. She wants to be part of their lives too!!! I spend time with them on Sunday afternoons. Well, if it is football season that is another discussion. Could you write a letter or send me something to get these witches off my back?
Thank you,
Father in Training
Dear Father in Training,
I must say, I was rather taken with your letter. I will give you props for being so real with me. As for your baby mamas, please do not call them witches. They were not witches when you were sleeping with them. In addition, they are the mothers of your children. As for women lying about “they can’t get pregnant,” you know better. When you decide to have “relations” with anyone, you need to be aware that at any point of having sex, you can get pregnant. Before you have sex, you should know that there is a possibility that you can get a woman pregnant. Always ask yourself this question, “Can I physically, mentally, financially, and emotionally take care of this child until it is an adult?” If you cannot answer the entire question, you should not be having sex. Period!
Why are you upset with your baby mamas? They need additional financial support. Your kids did not have a choice in being your child. Your baby mamas should not have to take care of your children alone. They shouldn’t have to waste time in the courtroom explaining to the judge why you cannot pay child support. Now, I am not knocking Wendy’s, but you could work a part-time job to assist your children with additional financial assistance. What type of example are you setting for your girls? Do you want them to meet someone like you? I don’t think so. You would be ready to dismiss the guy. Everything you do, your children are looking at your every move. Get it together!
You mentioned how you have computer science skills. I would suggest using those skills to make money for your children. You could enroll into a community college workforce program. You could qualify for financial assistance. There are so many free resources to assist you with receiving additional income. You will have to take the time to research it.
As for you spending time with your children, I am glad that you include your mother in their lives. I agree with the baby mamas. You should take some real time to spend with your children. They look up to you. If your mother wants to spend time with them, you should set up a time for your children to spend time with their grandma. You have to protect your little girls. You mentioned that you wanted me to send a message to your baby mamas. Well, here it is.
Ladies, if he was not paying child support or doing anything for the first child, there is no way in Sam Hades I would have laid down with him. I hope that you didn’t think that you would be the chick to change him. By the second child, it was quite obvious that he was not going to change for anybody but himself. Maya Angelou said, “If someone shows you who they really are...believe them the first time.” That is all ladies!
Sincerely,
Ms. Sincere Jones
Inspirational Bible Verse: The mind of man plans his way, But the Lord directs his steps. Proverbs 16:9