When penguins wish to attract the attention of a potential mate, they stand bolt upright, pull their flippers back, and bellow skyward. A corollary behavior frequently seen in human colonies involves an early-adult female teetering on a barstool and bellowing, “I am sooo drunk!” Among penguins, the behavior is called “an ecstatic display.” Among humans, it is commonly known as “the Daytona mating call.”