THE CONFESSIONS OF HENRY HOOTER THE THIRD

Sadly the dawn light seeps from the skies

He closes his eyes

Counts black sheep

Cannot sleep.

“I am tired of being wise …

I’m not wise. It’s all lies!

“I am just a foolish bird

My name is Henry Hooter the Third.

“With a name like that I could be clever?

What a hoot (bless my word!) – did you ever?”

He opens his eyes

Thinks: “Me? Wise?”

“I’ve a big surprise for you all:

I am as wise as a brick wall!”

Now that he’s said all he wanted to say

Henry Hooter goes to sleep for the day.