THE DEPTHS OF HENRY HOOTER

Henry Hooter has a pain in his head,

“Should I get up, or stay here in bed?

Should I be single, or should I be wed?”

His head feels heavy – heavy as lead.

Henry Hooter has just had a thought,

It flew out his ear and was only half caught:

“All life,” he said, “is with something fraught,

Wisdom’s a something … something – something

bought.”

Henry Hooter opened a book,

“What a load of codswollop! Look, just look!”

With laughter and anger his whole frame

shook –

“From start to finish it’s gobbledegook!”

Henry Hooter says the world has gone mad:

“Just have a look at it! Terrribly sad!

Everyone asking what’s the latest fad –

By heavens, I hope it’s not me – egad!”

Henry Hooter nods off to sleep,

Sleeping deeply he lies in a heap,

Deeply sleeping till the first stars peep,

Mumbling sweetly “How come I’m so deep?”