Henry Hooter is tired of mice:
“Put them on ice!
Put them on ice!”
Henry Hooter won’t touch a fly:
“I’d rather die!
I’d rather die!”
Henry Hooter is fed up with life:
“I need a wife!
I need a wife!”
So he puts an ad in The Owltime Review:
LOOKING FOR A MISSUS. COULD IT BE YOU?
REPLIES IN CONFIDENCE. TO–WHIT! TO–WHO!