PRE-MARITAL TENSION

Henry Hooter is tired of mice:

“Put them on ice!

Put them on ice!”

Henry Hooter won’t touch a fly:

“I’d rather die!

I’d rather die!”

Henry Hooter is fed up with life:

“I need a wife!

I need a wife!”

So he puts an ad in The Owltime Review:

LOOKING FOR A MISSUS. COULD IT BE YOU?

REPLIES IN CONFIDENCE. TO–WHIT! TO–WHO!