Miss Pear! Miss Pear!
Miss Pear is in despair
(She’s really very sad!)
Miss Pear! Miss Pear!
Miss Pear – don’t despair!
It can’t be all that bad.
Miss Pear! Miss Pear!
Miss Pear! She doesn’t care
(She’s really glum!)
Miss Pear! Miss Pear!
She needs some air –
She’s hopelessly in love with Mr Plum.
And this – this Plum? (Now that she has made
her heart bare).
The wretch! “But all I wanted was to peel Miss
Pear!”
How would you like to be
a weenshy little flea
a weenshy little flea
with a pain in one knee?
His knee is so small
he can’t see it at all
“Is it growing pains I have?” says he.
Weenshy little flea
try a compress of cold tea
it works. Always worked for me.
“Hm… Maybe…”
sighs the flea.
“You see
what’s worryin’ me
is I’m in agony
but, golly gee,
only in the one knee …”
Spare a little thought for the fleas …
their little knees