“Dr Spinach will see you now, Mr Banana,
Step right this way please.”
“Thank you Miss Parsley – I – I mean Anna –
Excuse me I’m going to sn- sneeze!”
“Well well, Mr Banana – let’s see how you look.
Still green with envy, poor sod:
Take to your bed and read a good book –
The Koran, the Bible – anything, by God!”