Professor X does not agree
With either colleague, A or B:
“No no no, it cannot be …
You see …”
Professor B swallows a pill.
He has truly had his fill.
Professor X he’d like to kill.
“Someday I will,” he says, “I will.”
Professor A just stares ahead,
Hasn’t heard a word’s been said.
Got out wrong side of bed,
Only half alive, half dead …
Professor X says: “Well, that’s that…”
Goes to put on scarf and hat.
Professor A says: “Look, a rat!”
Hits him with his brolly – splat!