PROFESSOR X GOES SPLAT!

Professor X does not agree

With either colleague, A or B:

“No no no, it cannot be …

You see …”

Professor B swallows a pill.

He has truly had his fill.

Professor X he’d like to kill.

“Someday I will,” he says, “I will.”

Professor A just stares ahead,

Hasn’t heard a word’s been said.

Got out wrong side of bed,

Only half alive, half dead …

Professor X says: “Well, that’s that…”

Goes to put on scarf and hat.

Professor A says: “Look, a rat!”

Hits him with his brolly – splat!