THE RETURN OF THE DODO

You thought I was dead!

Well I’m back,

seeing red!

Dead as a dodo?

No no! No no!

I was hiding all along…

Now my friends,

Here’s my song:

Dead as a dodo?

No no! No no!

Dead as a dodo?

No no! No no!

I hid under a rock,

I hid under a tree,

I said to myself:

‘They’re not going to get me!’

Dead as a dodo?

No no! No no!

I hid beside a cliff,

I hid in a cave,

I said to myself,

‘I must be brave!’

Dead as a dodo?

No no! No no!

Dead as a dodo?

No no! No no!

I hid in a gully,

I hid in a creek,

Every day

Was hide–and–go–seek.

Dead as a dodo?

No no! No no!

I hid in a gutter,

I hid in a sewer,

All my companions

Getting fewer and fewer.

Dead as a dodo?

No no! No no!

Dead as a dodo?

No no! No no!