RAG AND BONE MAN’S MILD

after Baudelaire

              Poor old, tired old horse,

              patiently dragging what must

              feel like his own hearse.

Past the blue of the takeaway light grilling

flies for tea, where North Sea breezes roll in,

rattling the glass, out of some blind alley

where the tide of squalor rises daily,

comes, nodding his head, obscurely wise,

a rag and bone man, punching the walls as he goes,

flicking the law the finger on his patch

and holding forth to all from his royal coach.

Shouting the odds, he puts the world to rights,

gunning for wrong ’uns but looking out for mates:

huge on the throne and slicing the sky in half,

What a top bloke I am, he tells himself.

Canny lads, dodging social services,

do his bidding, as charming as they’re vicious,

and chuck the fridges, tellies, bikes on back,

all Bankside’s indiscriminate bric-a-brac,

and so wind home, merry and victorious,

hailing their way down back-street terraces.

Every last tattoo’s a campaign medal

for these veterans of old scrap metal,

Lubricating this daft life of theirs,

singing his exploits through their drunken roars

but needing only froth before he’s crowned,

flows king mild, a rich brown river current,

the balm of idlers, stopping their mardy gobs

till chucking-out time when they phone for cabs

to dump them home to sleep – but who needs sleep

when there’s mild to drink, dark and true and deep!